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If Jesus was present here with us,then what would you gift him for his birthday on Christmas?


I would for sure gift him something really special because he's really close to my heart...and the one i love alot!!!!

2007-11-12 09:02:03 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Its awesome that you want to give jesus a birthday present since that was a pagan practice that came out of the cult of Mithras in the middle ages in Persia.

2007-11-12 09:07:26 · answer #1 · answered by ReadyForChange 2 · 2 0

If Jesus was here, he'd tell Christians they have it all wrong and to shut the hell up.
no pun intended.

If there were a Jesus, he'd be a really cool guy who wouldn't want a present, just a chat with enlightened people.
The chat would consist of many jokes against Christians.

He would say, that he doesn't even know you so, sorry, he can't return the love you have.
He would tease you for loving a mythical character.

2007-11-12 09:12:41 · answer #2 · answered by Supai 4 · 0 0

Gift can not be used like that as a verb, since we can not endow Christ with attributes or abilities.

Seeing as how Jesus is always here and is my Lord, I dedicate 10% of my earnings to Him.

2007-11-12 09:08:58 · answer #3 · answered by Holy Holly 5 · 0 1

I would also gift him something really special since he's also close to my heart : )

2007-11-12 09:48:34 · answer #4 · answered by BlossomMe 5 · 0 1

Jesus has given us life so what we do with it is our gift to Jesus

2007-11-12 09:19:48 · answer #5 · answered by Wally 6 · 0 0

Something to take his mind off the terrible things people have done in his name. In other words, a good, stiff drink.

2007-11-12 09:06:55 · answer #6 · answered by Eiliat 7 · 2 0

a history book where it says Xmas is an invention to replace a pagan festivity

2007-11-12 09:07:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

A copy of the Bible, so he can see the rumors people have been spreading about him.

2007-11-12 09:08:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Jesus would not celebrate a pagan holiday.

2007-11-12 09:05:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

An hour with Jimmy "I am a sinner" Swaggart.

2007-11-12 09:08:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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