2007-11-12 07:26:51 · 18 answers · asked by STFU Dude 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hand puppets.
And Bush just sits there Indian-style, nodding in glassy-eyed, slack-jawed, child-like joy.
2007-11-12 07:33:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 2⤋
I think Dubya is confusing papa Bush for God, is natural mistake for most lame brains.
2007-11-12 15:37:05 · answer #2 · answered by wrathofkahn03 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Same way God communicates with the so very many people that believe in him and are intellectually level with Bush.
2007-11-12 15:35:36 · answer #3 · answered by Linz VT•AM 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, first of all I doubt very much God picks up the phone and calls Dubya. That's actually Dick Cheney on the intercom.
And I would imagine VP Cheney does this by just talking slowly and in a monosyllabic fashion. :)
2007-11-12 15:32:42 · answer #4 · answered by evolver 6 · 8⤊ 1⤋
God uses people to tell other people by giving them signs.
2007-11-12 15:33:59 · answer #5 · answered by chellygirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God has his work cut out for him
2007-11-13 03:38:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not the voice of God he's hearing.... it's just Cheney on the speakerphone.
2007-11-12 15:46:20 · answer #7 · answered by Robin W 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God speaks slowly and uses small words... just like the rest of us have to do when speaking to Bush. Ideally he communicates monosyllabically but unfortunately not all sentences can resemble "the cat ran from the dog".
Not that ALL of "us" speak to Bush, but those that do... well... I wouldn't be surprised if, at their disposal, there's a special "pop up book" factory that quickly produces simple explanations for everything he needs to know.
2007-11-12 15:30:19 · answer #8 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 12⤊ 3⤋
He presents them in book form with lots of illustrations
See Osama.
See Osama run.
Run, Osama, run.
2007-11-12 15:36:07 · answer #9 · answered by Murazor 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He would have to talk very slowly using mono-sylabbic words LOL
2007-11-12 15:35:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋