A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”
2007-11-12 06:22:23 · 20 answers · asked by Synch88 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha!!
yea that was pretty funny!!
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2007-11-13 13:07:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Operator:
Ok Mr Cheeney put down the riffle and ask george
for some help.
2007-11-12 14:25:49 · answer #2 · answered by Fuzzybutt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
lmao
well grat joke i needed a good laugh:)
lol:P
u so deserve a star now gimmie the points
2007-11-12 14:26:03 · answer #3 · answered by Channels M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke but it's been around forever...usually told as a redneck joke.
2007-11-12 14:28:04 · answer #4 · answered by D C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was he a blonde? haha!!! jk
Pretty funny!, star for you LMAO!
2007-11-12 14:26:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of lame but scary that it might be true.
2007-11-12 14:26:45 · answer #6 · answered by j_son_06 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA well i thought it was funny :D
2007-11-12 14:26:28 · answer #7 · answered by XxgirlxX 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats kinda old...
it was funny the first time i heard it
2007-11-12 14:26:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
well buddy that's an old one! better luck next time....sorry
2007-11-12 14:34:33 · answer #9 · answered by itsmehottie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the far side.
2007-11-12 14:27:08 · answer #10 · answered by Star T 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋