Prominent creation scientist Em Adjineri has discovered indisputable proof that evolution is false. She did this by creating straw men.
A straw man is like a snowman, except it is made of straw. Em Adjineri used straw men to determine whether evolution or creationism is a stronger theory. She did this by having evolutionists and creationists try to knock down the straw men, and examining who was successful.
Em Adjineri discovered that when a creationist threw a large rock at a straw man, the straw man fall down. However, when an evolutionist threw a paper airplane at a straw man, the straw man remained standing.
This proves that creationists are better at knocking down straw men than evolutionists. Since the straw men Em Adjineri used were all named "argument," creationists are better at knocking down straw man arguments too.
Therefore, the Bible is true and evolution is false.
2007-11-12 06:12:44 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes ur right!! OMG!! LOLOL!!1
2007-11-12 06:24:07 · answer #1 · answered by Bajingo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Best laugh I've had all day.
..and that's saying something. It's been a jolly day. This is better than watching the worst of American Idol .
You are so pathetic in your desperation to prove something that validates you emotionally, rather than openly view the facts. Your source is a joke and you can't even see it. Do yourself a favor, let go of your need for validation, then research this topic.
2007-11-12 06:24:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The girl is a genius, and I have admired her use of straw man before.
I stand humbled before her on the two legs I ev... Was created with.
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2007-11-12 06:17:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
lmao... "A straw man is like a snowman, except it is made of straw"... you do realize a few answerers actually read that and nodded their heads in agreement, right?
2007-11-13 06:46:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
did she make a straw woman out of one of the straw man's ribs?
2007-11-12 06:36:12 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Gentleman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx. I needed a good laugh. First of all, "creationist scientist" is practically an oxymoron. Secondly, the proof is no more than an analogy that proves nothing other than they have no real evidence to refute the theory of evoultion so they will simply attempt a form of reducto ad absurdum.
2007-11-12 06:17:23 · answer #6 · answered by Rance D 5 · 6⤊ 2⤋
Who's straw was used ? (that which was created by the scientist, or that which was created by God)
2007-11-12 06:36:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now, create a straw WOMAN!!
2007-11-12 06:25:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree, and furthermore, the only reason evolution is still being considered the truth is due to the evil conspiracy of tens of thousands of scientists, thousands of universities and hundreds of scientific journals. (sarcasm off).
2007-11-12 06:19:54 · answer #9 · answered by Dendronbat Crocoduck 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I guess the evolutionist should have brought his Apache helocopter instead of a paper airplane
2007-11-12 06:19:54 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Aliens created Human kind.
2007-11-12 06:18:07 · answer #11 · answered by Lonewolf 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋