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At first, there was nothing, just a void. The void was god. God created itself into an entity, and then created a paradise (heaven). God then created angels and the like. However, he then decided to create the big bang, and then began to create everything else. However, on the 7th day, god returned to heaven to find that the devil had started a reign of terror there. God then threw him to earth, where he corrupted the dinosaurs. God then killed all of the dinosaurs. God then created man, who Satan (as the evil Snake) corrupted so we would not be perfect, but instead also capable of evil. God then created Hell and sent the devil and all of his minions (the Fallen Angels who helped him terrorize heaven). The reason that God did not kill the devil is because the devil tortures whoever he can, and therefore is a good tool to punish evil with and if he ever escapes he can be easily killed. Finally, Hades is s place in heaven where everyone who doesn't become angels or go to hell lives.

2007-11-12 05:48:21 · 19 answers · asked by nostreffej 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

19 answers

I think it's a good theory. But I think the reason God didn't kill the devil is not necessarily to punish people, but to test them. Also, God knew there had to be something to scare people (hell) so that they don't just do whatever because they know they'll go to heaven.

but what is all of this about Hades? isn't Hades Hell?

2007-11-12 05:59:10 · answer #1 · answered by Lo 2 · 0 0

solutions in genesis does no longer replicate mainstream Christianity of their considerably literal translation of Genesis. The refuse to ascertain that the large Bang can honestly clarify how God made the heavens and the earth (Gen a million:a million)

2016-10-02 05:05:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

call the walgreens pharmacy closest to your location. your refill on your prescription has been filled. oh my, but that was quite the convoluted diatribe wasn't it. You try to have a good day. Take two pills and call your doctor in the morning.

You have a good one---ya hear? or can I be heard over the other voices? sorry if that sounded trite or "rude" but you gotta admit----you just kept going---kinda like this response.

2007-11-12 06:00:18 · answer #3 · answered by oph_chad 5 · 0 0

No.

I dont believe in hell, so its already screwy to me.

What happened was - a small amount of peanutbutter escaped from my holding tank and combined with Kripton...then next thing I knew, water and land started forming, compounds and life were created! So, when I checked back on my science experiment 200000 million years later, some guy with a pointy tail and horns started wreaking havoc, so I sent him into the peanutbutter pit. Thats how peanutbutter is extra crunchy at times...he was a big guy.

Anywhom, I was bored and started poking at the people who built me large towers of marshmallows and graham crackers.... I loved those people. Also, I decided to have 12 disciples...Since Chuck Norris was there, they called themselfs Chuck Norris and Friends. So, when Chuck norris was walking on water and swimming through land, some jerk stole his ideals! Changed the name of the people, events, and even the book name! Noooo lets call it the Holy Bible...Chuck Norris and Friends is too aggressive. So, I exploded the people who ruined my 12 diciples gang and ta da!

2007-11-12 05:50:54 · answer #4 · answered by Peanutbutter Goddess ~ PM! 3 · 1 2

Good speach, But your theory is wrong. That goes to show a theory has no answers, only the Truth has an answer.

2007-11-12 05:55:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Meeeee tooooo oldguy!! God Rules....

2007-11-12 06:01:44 · answer #6 · answered by timmyboy26164 2 · 0 0

You should cut out all of the God and devil crap and just leave the big bang and dinosaurs. It would mak more sense.

2007-11-12 05:53:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 4

You Win! You have figured it out!

The alternative hypothesis is of course there is no God. I vote for the alternative, which is simpler, but you can keep your hypothesis.

2007-11-12 05:52:15 · answer #8 · answered by OPM 7 · 1 2

Dis you see this in a dream!!!!!
Where is the proof for that

2007-11-12 06:02:09 · answer #9 · answered by Mazen H 2 · 0 0

Nope....it will only make sense to me if you provide any evidence that it exist.

2007-11-12 05:51:26 · answer #10 · answered by 8theist 6 · 0 0

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