What is the meanest funnyest thing you have ever done?

Answer 1

THE WIFE HAD HAIR TO HER KNEES AND ALWAYS WAS ASKED BY THE BEAUTICIAN IF SHE WANTED IT CUT.
NEVER WAS ALWAYS THE REPLY 1970-73.
WITH THE FIRST CHILD COMING SHE ASKED ME IF SHE COULD CUT HER HAIR SHORT? I SAID I HAD NEVER SEEN HER IN SHORT HAIR SO DO IT.
WE WALKED IN FOR HE NORMAL APPOINTMENT. THE BEAUTICIAN DID NOT EVEN ASK HER IF SHE WANTED TO CUT IT AND STARTED TO DO THE WIFE'S HAIR UP.
MY WIFE ASKED HER HOW WOULD I LOOK WITH SHORTER HAIR. THE BEAUTICIAN LOOKED AT HER AND ABOUT FELL OUT.SHE SAID HOW SHORT AND THE WIFE SAID I THINK A PIXIE CUT ABOUT 1" ALL OVER, UNISEX CUTTING. tHE BEAUTICIAN ABOUT DIED, NOT THAT SHORT? THE WIFE SAID WHY NOT, YOU HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO CUT IT OFF? THE WIFE SAT STILL AS SHE WAS CAPED UP FOR A 1" PIXIE CUT. tHE BEAUTICIAN WAS SO NERVOUS THAT SHE ABOUT FAINTED. SHE CUT THE PONYTAIN OFF FIRST. (33") AND THEN CLIPPERED THE REST. MY LADY LOOKED SO GOOD WITH IT SHORT.. THE BEAUTICIAN HAS NEVER AGAIN ASKED IF SHE WANTS TO CUT HER HAIR AGAIN? WIFES HAIR HAS BEEN AT KNEE LENGTH SINCE 1979. SOMEIMES WE PULL OUT THE PHOTOES AND MOVIE FILM AND JUST LAUGH ABOUT IT.