http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Reasons_to_become_an_atheist
2007-11-12 05:32:33 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Kaliko - LOL
Christians are so cute when they are mad
2007-11-12 05:38:11 · update #1
"If you become an atheist, then when Jesus knocks, you can call the cops!"
LOL
2007-11-12 05:37:54 · answer #1 · answered by Darth Cheney 7 · 13⤊ 2⤋
a pair of issues right here. you want no faith to be an atheist. only not sufficient evidence to make a writer look greater probably than a actual regulation. all the flaws you quote have rather mundane straightforward motives yet they arrive from many disciplines, Atomic Clocks from physics, buzzing birds from Zoology, Seeds from Botany and chemical compounds from chemistry. it rather is not going that any one might have an in-intensity awareness of all those disciplines so the international could look as though it desires a writer. yet get experts in all those disciplines at the same time in a room and you will see how each element occurs. No faith. only technological awareness and an enquiring techniques.
2016-09-29 02:24:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Again someone is regarding atheism as an organized religion. If in your philosophy to do not believe in the existance of a supreme being you are and atheist. You cannot become one.
If in your philosophy the existance of a supreme being can be the only answer to certain questions, you are a deist.
By the way, Darwin was an extremely religious person. He attributed evolution as the "creative force." This means that not only was life given by the creater, but the means to adapt were also given-the creative force.
2007-11-12 05:40:22 · answer #3 · answered by Franklin 5 · 0⤊ 5⤋
LOL! I just knew there was an ACLU connection.
and "you'll get to believe fishes can have monkey eggs" is darn funny too. and I like,
"The theology of atheism is so simple, even you can understand it! ("In Soviet Russia, theology of atheism understands YOU!!")
PS. I'm not mad. I have a great sense of humor too.
2007-11-12 05:37:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
I suppose this is a start, but I had other reasons when I was a boy to rejest what my preacher grandfather said.
2007-11-12 05:39:07 · answer #5 · answered by miyuki & kyojin 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I didn't look at the link, but there are already plenty of reasons to be an atheist, if you have a reasonable high education and a clear mind.
2007-11-12 05:37:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
Nope.. it is just sad.
"Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave
it." - C.S. Lewis was an atheist... maybe you should read Mere Christianity sometime.
"Truth is absolute and knowable and must be searched for diligently, but many will try to hide it, deny it or muddy it." - Bia Leung.
May you find the truth, love and hope someday.
Todd
2007-11-12 05:51:33 · answer #7 · answered by Pilgrim in the land of the lost 5 · 0⤊ 6⤋
Haha this is funny!
But is it trying to be sacrastic or what? is it FOR atheism or against it?
2007-11-12 05:41:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
...abortions are half-price! Don't be like Barbara Bush, act now to avoid future regrets!
that one is ROTFL
2007-11-12 05:36:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 1⤋
...you'll achieve a High School education, something most Christians don't have!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-12 06:13:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
funny you get a star
2007-11-12 10:00:11 · answer #11 · answered by slopoke6968 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋