Talk about a huge breast!"
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open and stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back and take it easy ... I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
(Get your mind out of the gutter, and enjoy your Thanksgiving Day meal!)
2007-11-12 05:03:36 · 45 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
awesome
how about:
"careful, it's hot"
"don't talk with your mouth full"
"that's a lot of meat"
2007-11-12 05:43:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You've just pulled me into the gutter with you! And I like it here...
A few more:
I did turn it on. He's been heating up all day!
This isn't the first bird I've stuffed today.
No, you don't have to beat your meat on Thanksgiving. We're having turkey!
I didn't do any dressing today. It was too hot.
I don't know why, but he likes it whipped.
Well, there was this one turkey I had before I met your father that was so huge I couldn't get him in the back door!
That's right son, nobody handles a thick slab of meat like your mother!
What do you call that hole between the legs?
Oh I'm a master baster. Let me show you how...first you grab the tube and suck it all in like this, then you spit the gravy back on top so it flows down the sides. Kinda fun, isn't it?
Ow! I squeezed the ball at the end of the tube and it squirted me in the eye!
No, he never helps. I do all the work, then he sleeps while I clean up.
Get ready to wash your hands, the turkey's about to come!
I can't wait to get my lips around that big, fat drumstick!
Uh uh, don't touch! It's too hot for you, dear.
Mmm, just look at that tender, juicy meat!
Mmmm, it's always better when it's real moist.
Mmmmm, I love when you pull the skin apart and you can see the savory juice inside.
Eat it, big boy.
That's right son, nobody gets to have your mother's breasts but you and me.
Nice buns!
Take your time. It's not a hot dog you can just stuff into your mouth all at once!
I don't know what to do! I got her to take it into her mouth but she won't swallow!
That's not the first delicious thing I've had in my mouth today.
Ooohhhhhh, this is sooo good. I'm in ecstacy!
You must really like that cream sauce. If you're not careful it's gonna be all over your face!
Argh! I hate it when I'm eating out and I get one of these caught between my teeth!
Do you mind if I just nibble on your bits?
Get your hand off my buns!
Who wants to be first to eat my delicious pie?
That's right son, nobody's pie tastes better than your mother's!
First lick around the edges, then dive into the middle.
Well, I don't know for sure, but I heard she offers her pie to everyone in the neighborhood!
Oh, you don't have to thank me, dear. It makes me happy just to see you so completely satisfied.
I don't know why, but I just HAVE to have a cigarette as soon as we're done...
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
2007-11-12 07:13:07 · answer #2 · answered by Chris C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have not had a very good Monday till I read this. I love it. I'm going to print it before some dummy reports it as abuse. Thank you for your humor. I will put that on the table next to the food. Its a good thing I have a sick family. They will love it, I think! Happy Thanksgiving to you.
2007-11-12 05:13:45 · answer #3 · answered by megofish2day 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well we in the UK don't celebrate Thanksgiving...But any of those terms could be used at family events like Christmas and here in Scotland...New Year when we alll get together with our families and eat drink and get totally mashed.
2007-11-12 05:09:19 · answer #4 · answered by audrey_o 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you've managed to make my Thanksgiving Holiday even better with all the one-liners. This holiday being my favorite. Thanx, huggs & kisses!
2007-11-12 12:09:02 · answer #5 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Outstanding thought went into this question,imagine that we say these things every year on Thanksgiving day and your right,just think of the football talks making a pass, tight ends,get into their end-zone.
2007-11-12 05:12:45 · answer #6 · answered by TEC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll never be able to keep a straight face at thanksgiving dinner again. thanks a bunch
i do know what LOOKS dirty, but isn't. A baster always bothered me. i don't even like to touch em.
2007-11-12 05:47:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The love and harmony between all living things; theres nothing more attractive any where in the universe except me of course (lol)
2016-03-14 10:47:29 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting. I'm really have to watch what I say this Thanksgiving.
2007-11-12 05:07:12 · answer #9 · answered by MG06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAH u have to give me that website where you got the joke from i wish i could give u a 100 stars 4 that joke keep them coming
2007-11-12 05:10:22 · answer #10 · answered by wwe52256 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋