Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Are your parents siblings?
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ***.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
I bet your mother has a loud bark!
I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
2007-11-12 04:04:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats ok Ann...all of the people that gave you negitive comments were all breast fed by thier grandmothers...I always have your back...
2007-11-12 05:49:49 · answer #1 · answered by Just try to touch my hat 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Aw, what do they know.....most of them were pretty good -- made me think of more: Whatever's eating you must be dying from indigestion! I'm not getting into a battle of wits with you -- I never attack anyone who's unarmed! Did your parents have any children that lived? Man, she sure gave you a dirty look (Mother Nature)! Your brain has as much extra room in your head as a BB does in a boxcar! You weren't just beat with an "ugly stick" -- You fell out of the ugly tree, & hit every branch on the way down! Your face looks like it caught on fire, & someone put it out with an ice pick!
2007-11-12 06:09:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
I bet that could tear someone up in high school. :DD
2007-11-12 04:08:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I get called things like weird and ***** all the time si I'm kind of used to it but the rudest has to be when people call me a slut. It's the most offensive because I'm so antislut
2016-04-03 09:38:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u so poor that u eat cornflakes with a fork 2 save milk
yo mama so poor they put her photo on food stamps
2007-11-12 04:09:02 · answer #5 · answered by Holly Golightly 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i guess your still waiting at the airport for your boat to arrive,get a life man
2007-11-12 04:31:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow! Who has time for this
2007-11-12 04:08:16 · answer #7 · answered by Debbie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh me and kristian are going to use some of them lol *gives evil grin and MUHAHAHAHAHA*
2007-11-12 12:11:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! rockstar d now that was funny!
2007-11-12 04:13:39 · answer #9 · answered by mary 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
too many but still great.. i like a zillion, tnx...
2007-11-12 04:12:17 · answer #10 · answered by princess357_elaine 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋