sometimes crazy chickens attack people.
be afraid
be very afraid
2007-11-12 04:00:09 · 17 answers · asked by Holly Golightly 7 in Pets ➔ Birds
Probably not...unless I move to a crazy chicken farm.
2007-11-12 04:03:03 · answer #1 · answered by Schweppy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are a few video games (Legend of Zelda) where crazy chickens attack you. However, you have to beat them up first and then they get crazy and attack. In real life, chickens are nothing to be afraid of.
2007-11-12 04:04:50 · answer #2 · answered by beth.xvii 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean zombie chickens. They're coming. Oh yes, they are coming. They're not really that dangerous 'cause it takes like a week of pecking to crack a human skull to get at the brains, but they're coming. BTW, are they baked beans? If so, I hope you stocked up on the TP as well.
2016-04-03 09:37:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All Seriousness if you live on a farm and have hens and roosters and have more then one rooster (male) they become very aggressive. When I was a kid, bent over feeding a rabbit in a hutch, a damn nasty chicken snuck up behind me and leaped up cutting my legs from the backs of my thighs all the way down. DEAD SERIOUS...of course so was he when my father got ahold of him and cut his head off...he then let him go and he jumped all around if anyone has seen them jump around as the old saying "jumping like a chicken with his head cut off"..
2007-11-12 04:22:48 · answer #4 · answered by sknflower64 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The chicken is God's cruel joke; a flightless bird that is delicious to taste. No, I think I'll be having the last laugh.
2007-11-12 04:07:49 · answer #5 · answered by Shat Splatterson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope not... I've been attacked by a chicken head before.. Does that count?
2007-11-12 04:03:08 · answer #6 · answered by sunshyn1919 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I won't be attacked... they'll flock to me... and then I'll help them think of an escape plan... because I don't eat chicken :)
2007-11-12 06:33:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This has happened to me! We had a rooster named Burt and he flogged me one day! Knocked me to the ground!! Needless to say, we had Burt and dumplings a few days later and have replaced Burt with Herman who has yet to flog me.
2007-11-12 04:04:34 · answer #8 · answered by mountain mama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've been a attacked by a rooster, he was very tasty though.
2007-11-12 04:32:06 · answer #9 · answered by USMC Wife, Pit Bull Mama 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trust me i AM Afraid.....i hate crazy chickens...they scare the hell out of me!!!!
2007-11-12 04:04:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋