A depressed young woman was so desperate, that she decided to take her own life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor saw her tears, took pity on her, and said: "Look, you have a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning and, if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."
Moving closer he put his arm around her and added, "I'll keep you happy and you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded yes and thought what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love all night.
Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain.
"What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors, he's taking me to Europe"
"Europe madam..." said the captain "this is the Staten Island Ferry!"
2007-11-12 03:20:55 · 6 answers · asked by sky 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he took advantage of her didnt he???!!
but nice little one ) keep rolling
2007-11-12 03:28:27 · answer #1 · answered by A's 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol what's the point of this??
Sadly I don't really get it.. what's wrong with Staten Island?? She ended up happy anyways didn't she? She's not dead! And has been having lots of s*x...
2007-11-12 03:44:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, that was fun while it lasted. If anybody asks -- you never heard of me!
2007-11-12 05:02:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha aha very funny i wonder how stupid that woman felt
2007-11-16 01:41:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-12 03:34:50 · answer #5 · answered by Nate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe..poor she!
2007-11-12 03:42:41 · answer #6 · answered by Sara *Life is so unlike theory* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋