Wife: I'm pregnant.
Me: WTF?
Granted, she has to get officially tested and all that but... holy crap! Where do you start?
Pray for the world as I am populating it with my spawn!
mwahahahahahaha! ;-)
Now that's a Monday morning! What do you think?
2007-11-12
01:13:40
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I guess I'll be spending some time on the parenting board... ;-)
2007-11-12
01:18:58 ·
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Oooh good advice.
2007-11-12
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auntb93 - I like you.
2007-11-12
01:23:28 ·
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You all are sweet.
2007-11-12
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All joking aside, congratulations! However much you might want to joke, I think the world will be better off for having a little person who is raised by you. Think about it: if we like you well enough to put you on our Contacts list, we probably figure you have got a reasonably good brain and reasonably good ethics. So what's to fear? Besides, prayer is not one of my things.
2007-11-12 01:20:34
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answered by auntb93 7
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Congratulations to you both! Kids are wonderful - even when they make you crazy. No advice from the Redwitch, everything has been pretty well covered already. Get as much sleep as you can because AB ( that's "After Baby") you won't sleep again til the kid's out of the house and on his own :)
2007-11-12 06:51:25
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specific I did, (((((Kel))))). a pair of twelve months in the past or so, i've got been trough some issues and each artwork day replaced into Monday. because of the fact the mail may be in my mail container, or I had a mail I ought to sing upon reception. It replaced right into a twelve months of Mondays. in elementary terms element constructive replaced into, that I artwork as I want - i will %. an afternoon/s ninety% of time. So those unsightly days weren't "artwork on Monday" correct. Else, i may be possibly a customer of a "Shady pines" or a "Blue Bay" psych. facility.
2016-10-16 05:48:46
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Try *being* pregnant on a Monday morning :-P
Congrats! Kids are awesome!
She should call her GYN for an appointment. There will only be one or two during the first trimester, so just make sure she eats well, gets lots of rest, and takes prenatal vitamins. Her body will take it from there.
2007-11-12 01:21:09
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answered by KC 7
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Congratulations!
2007-11-12 01:16:15
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answered by Anonymous
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Congratulations. Then watch out for the mood swings! NEVER comment about her weight gain, size of her butt, and the swelling of her ankles. These are unforgiveable comments to make during pregnancy! LOL!
2007-11-12 01:18:22
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answered by Keltasia 6
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I won't be having that experience! LOL! Anyway, congratulations!!! How long till the baby reaches the keyboard and starts using Y!A? ; )
2007-11-12 11:37:43
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Congratulations!.....This is the first day of your NEW LIFE!.....it'll be a blast! You will learn more being a parent then you can ever imagine......it can be a roller coaster ride at times.......but hey that's what life is about.....You'll do great....it looks like you have lot's backing you.
Peace
2007-11-12 02:32:20
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Congratulations!!
Now just wait for a Monday morning when the kid asks you for the car for the first time....I think you'll need more prayers then! (lol)
2007-11-12 01:31:58
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answered by Blue Oyster Kel 7
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Hey congrats I am currently 15 weeks with my 2nd so pray for me as I am reproducing also! ;-)
Hope everything goes well!!
2007-11-12 01:17:00
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