Which of the following would you never be caught doing?

Question

1. swallowing your bubble gum
2. cussing at your Mother or Grandmother
3. gambling (of any sort)
4. streaking (naked) thru a public parking lot
5. stealing (anything)
6. picking your nose
7. looking at Porn of any type
8. urinating outdoors
9. urinating in a public swimming pool
10. laughing so hard you squirt milk (or liquid) out of your nose
More than answer is cool ,,,=)

thanx~

Answer 1

I have never done #2 or #9; but I've never been in a public pool before.

The rest, guilty as charged (but only in private)

Answer 2

4 and 9

Answer 3

I have no answer as I have done all of the above at one point or another.

There was one time in particular that I was chewing some juicyfruit while I was on one of the pornographic gambling websites when my m0ther and grandmother walked in on me while I was picking my nose and using my grandmothers credit card to "re-charge" my gambling account. I was so embarassed when they asked me what I was doing that I almost choked on my gum when I swallowed it. I told them it was none of their D@^^^(dang) business and I ran outside (not remembering that I was naked and yes I had been eating cheetos) and down the street toward the park. At that point I had to urinate and wanted to find a private spot so I hopped this fence to go and guard dogs came after me and it startled me so badly that I tripped. Yes, I had hopped the fence to the public pool. It was a good thing though.. They were chihuahua's and they are scared of water so I was safe in the pool. I just let it all out. Then I thought that I had milked this question for all my feeble mind could and I decided to stop typing.

Answer 4

i would never be caught doing these as i never do them?
3. gambling (of any sort)
4. streaking (naked) thru a public parking lot
5. stealing (anything)
6. picking your nose
8. urinating outdoors
9. urinating in a public swimming pool

Answer 5

1. swallowing your bubble gum = cough, cough,cough,hmph cough swallow what gum?
2. cussing at your Mother or Grandmother = This, I would never do.
3. gambling (of any sort) = sorry, don't gamble. ( you don't believe me! wanna bet that I don't).
4. streaking (naked) thru a public parking lot = People would go blind if I did this!
5. stealing (anything) = Steal? By my Hoopa! I don't steal. I just find thing and hold onto them until I find their propper owner.
6. picking your nose = Oh... uh... Hello
7. looking at Porn of any type = }8~Q........
8. urinating outdoors = ya gotta go, ya gotta go!
9. urinating in a public swimming pool = What,(swish, swish), pee in the pool?!, (swish, swish), Who said I did?, (swish, swish), is the water getting warm?
10. laughing so hard you squirt milk (or liquid) out of your nose = hehehee,(sighmph), sniff, sniff, sniff, (cough), you idin't see that!

Answer 6

1. who hasnt laughed an accidently swallowedthe Hubba Bubba? Ok, I guess just me. 2)if YOU met my mother i doubt you would cuss at her, at least not to her face! 3)gambling...everytime you walk out your door you are taking a gamble with your life with the rejects out there! 4) streaking...yeah, maybe when i was like 2 years old, ok...now, forget it! 5) stealing....moi? 6) everyone has picked a golden winner! 7) you cant open your friggin email without T&A popping up all over the screen! 8) can you say sleepaway camp 9) ewwwwwwwwwwwww 10) squirting....nah....dripping profusely, yeah!

Answer 7

2, 4, 5 and 6.

Answer 8

all but #3

Answer 9

4 the most

Answer 10

1. I used to swallow my gum when I was little, but now it freaks me out when people do. Don't know why.

9. I don't want to be swimming in urine, even if it is my own.

10. I've never actually done this.

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