The Police will knock your door down, call out your name explaining that they just want to know you're okay as neighbours have expressed concern. Nobody has seen you coming or going for quite a while and.... then they stop talking, for they have just stumbled upon a skeleton sat upright at a PC screen. It flickers its blue light over your empty eyesockets as a spider slowly weaves its web across your face. An outstretche skeletal hand still has its hand on the mouse, one of the cops bows his head and says a prayer while the others remove their hats in respect. The pc is switched off and they call in a specialist to physically prise your skeletal hand of the mouse. Apparently according to the police report filed, you had been on there for 3 weeks solid without food or water, not even using the loo, you were waiting for a windows update to complete, and it was taking quite some time. . . . it hadn't even finished when the police got there
2007-11-12 10:58:15
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answered by TroutSniff 3
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666 is the devil's number according to the bible, i don't really know why you wrote 666, but I think you'll die naturally, like old age. Everyone dies eventually unless they get raptured. I don't want to make a guess how you'll die.
2007-11-11 21:33:30
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answered by Jade 3
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Barbecue?
2007-11-12 00:45:50
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answered by Anonymous
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Maybe the 6 th planet will hit you and crush you.
2007-11-12 00:45:18
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answered by Yahoo 4
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your heart won't pump blood through your body at some point. that's all.
2007-11-11 22:58:16
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answered by Mirko 7
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A horrible death!
2007-11-12 00:59:53
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answered by Premaholic 7
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boredom
2007-11-12 01:57:35
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answered by Seán 4
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nicely
2007-11-12 03:07:00
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answered by EeE 4
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