Why is Nickelback so gay?

Question

I don't care what anyone says, Nickelback is gay. I just want to know why. No one say "They've sold tons of albums" "most noted band of current time" blah blah. It's a bunch of bull. Remember, Nsync and Backstreet Boys sold tons of albums and people went nuts over them, but they were still gay.

So, why is Nickelback so gay?

Enough with people saying I'm meaning it as them being homosexuals. I myself am into guys, so hush up now. I mean it as in they suck, they're stupid, and have no place in music.

I'm into guys, so hush about the comments like "maybe your gay" or whatever. Also, remember that gay could also mean happy :P Not just a sexuality, ya know

Answer 1

Dude! All of their songs sound exactly the same! It's like, slow riff, guy with gravely voice, then the drums, at some point it gets loud, and then theres a part where its just the guy and the slow riff. Its crap! I don't know if anyone's realized it yet though. And the frontman looks like a gay and/or extremely fashionable lion! I think that answers it. The frontman is a gay lion. Gay + King of Jungle = mega gay unstoppable force. Seriously.

edit- looks like other people realize all their songs are the same too! UNITE!

Answer 2

I think you're lost at the meaning of "gay".

Gay or not, you still sound homophobic, and in at a lack of vocabulary that can replace "gay". And how does adding that "gay could also mean happy" alleviate the hatred from the answerers?

I'm sorry, but you are so much worse than Nickelback sucking at music.

Answer 3

Well since we live in America and if you think they are gay and that offends you or upsets you then you should probably not listen to their music. I am sure that if you shared a list of all the music that you like some one who posted previously would be able to say the same about at least one of your selections. However hopefully they will be intelligent enough not to use the word gay inappropriately! The fact that you classify them that way makes your question very childish and questionable about whom you are and your own sexual orientation. In my opinion I think it's pretty DUMB for you to ask a question like this one!!!!!

Answer 4

You're right! Nickelback is totally GAY! I think they are so popular because their songs are simplistic and really stupid people can remember them without getting confused. People like oldschoolelf, non-thinkers.

Answer 5

::EDIT:: So what you're saying is that the band is happy? Good work on that comeback mate ::END EDIT::

Okay, look dude, stop acting all homophobic. I don't give a sh!t if you're gay or not, you're still acting like an areshole by calling them gay.
It's not a bloody insult, it's a sexuality. By using it as an insult you're insulting all gays, and apparently yourself. Call them stupid, bad, horrid, whatever, but don't use the word gay.
It makes you look like a homophobic ********. And yeah, gays can be homophobes, so that's not much of an excuse.

Answer 6

I don't recall exactly who said this, but this was once said:

"People say that music can't make a person violent. That's bullshit! When I listen to Nickelback, I want to kill Nickelback!"

I still laugh about that sometimes.

Answer 7

Hey so what makes Nickelback so gay? He is rocking the charts.

Answer 8

music is crazy now, a lot of ppl like a lot of crap...just look at britney spears...im not tryin to down on her(anymore than she's done herself), but i mean, ive never heard her sing without some kind of effect on her voice...

its a consumers world now, its no longer about the music....

Answer 9

DAMBIT i hate it when girls get all huffy cas they cant tell the differacne between gay men and men they could acturly get by reacting so harshly to this you are only proaving you care about this crap

Answer 10

Never knew Nickelback was "gay." I love Nickelback because of their sound and because "Savin' Me" is such a powerful song.