2007-11-11 16:49:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
It's called semen, it's perfectly normal, just wipe it up with a tissue. It's not really that hard to clean up, unless you were watching porn on the Internet and masturbated right then and there, and then got it on your keyboard. Now THAT'S a sticky mess. You'd have to stick the tissue in between the keys and stuff.
2007-11-11 17:54:35 · answer #1 · answered by fwifg 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey man you are now an official shooter of semen; the ejaculate of adult men. So, relax and enjoy.
As for cleaning up if you haven't got a tissue handy try the inside of a white sock or white briefs. They work just as well and it does all come out in the wash. And be sure to shower after too so you get your equipment nice and clean.
2007-11-12 11:47:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clean it up is a crazy answer. What I do is right before I am about to get off I press really hard with the other hand between my testicles and butthole and it keeps the semen from coming out. Voila, no mess.
2007-11-15 11:50:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when you masturbate and get to the point of an orgasm semen (sperm, ***, whatever you wanna call it) comes out of the penis. To clean this up all you have to do is take a few tissues and wipe it off. Other than that everything is A.O.K
2007-11-11 18:43:03 · answer #4 · answered by daredude120 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That stuff is called semen, and next time have a towel handy on the bed (of whereever you are masturbating) ready to catch the semen (ot sperm) when you ejaculate. Semen is easy to clean up even though it is messy, but it can also make stains.
2007-11-12 02:25:31 · answer #5 · answered by Pauly W 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
while i'm bored, I %. up the e book i'm examining, and severe tail all of it the way down to Starbucks! (P.S. if the definitely comfiest chairs in Starbucks are attainable, i could plop myself down there for an hour or so, merely sitting there, =yawn=, sipping my coffee, with my nostril in my well known e book, =sigh=, listening to the spectacular sounds of the busy city, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...)
2016-12-16 05:53:36 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl, make sure u go on somewhere u can remove....get a few tissues on top of ea other, or like an old shirt lol, or like laminate floor and use clenex wipes...
2007-11-11 18:01:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wear a condom...practice safe self abuse.
2007-11-11 18:33:42 · answer #8 · answered by iraq51 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
its sperm have a clenex nearby to clean it
2007-11-11 17:23:30 · answer #9 · answered by derekfisherkb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell your parents.
2007-11-11 21:04:56 · answer #10 · answered by bigtali 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋