Who is the BIGGEST loser you've ever met in your entire life?

Question

My cousin Kenny is 25 years old, had a kid out of wedlock with some black girl, doesn't pay child support, doesn't work, doesn't go to school, is in and out of jail, and lives in a shack ( yes, a literal shack) behind his mom's house. Plus, he's an alcholic and a pothead. See if you can beat that.

Answer 1

Way to go Kenny...
I'd like him to meet my cousin Chris. He's forty-somethng, lives with his (and my) grandmother. Has NEVER paid her a single penny's worth of rent.... or other means of his own upkeep. She asks him to help her (she's 85 now) to start the lawn mower. He won't bother himself to come out of his room. His favorite reply, "Not my yard... not my car... not my ... you fill in the blank. He has a job now and then.... but nothing steady. And they typically don't last very long. The rest of the family is literally purple-faced with anger because she won't throw him out.
"He's my grandson!"
No, Gran, he's a blood sucking leach!
30 years he has lived there.... 30 YEARS! Even if he had only paid $600 a month in rent... thats OVER $200,000!
Ohhh...he makes me sick.

Answer 2

My Mom's first husband. He was a real jerk. He is my oldest brother's biological father, but my Dad was more of a person to look up to than that piece of work, he is the biggest Loser in the South.
He used to beat my Mom, he was jealous of his own children. He was such an immature jerk and by the way, still is that way.
He was in the Army & when they were stationed in Germany, he was doing so many drugs that he thought he saw monsters in the woods, not far from the post. Mom told him that all the vampires & werewolf stories came from Germany, he flipped out & was in lock up for almost 21 days. Mom said, he was crazy way before this.
He never paid child support. When my oldest brother died, he made a big scene at the funeral and tried to have my Mom arrested. He did all this at a 4 year old's funeral. I wasn't even born at that time, but the whole family is still ticked off about that. My oldest living brother finally had my Dad adopt him, because he didn't want to be associated with him or his family.
We figured that he still owed Mom about $7500 on her 1st child by him and over $25,000 by the 2nd child. My brother sued him when he was 16, hoping that maybe he would pay some of it to Mom, but all they got was judgement. So, my brother tried to get my Dad to adopt him, this s.o.b. fought the adoption & won, so when my brother turned 21, he & my Dad went to court and had my Dad listed as his official parent. And then my brother took out a full page ad in a newspaper where Mr. Smart @ss lived and told that whole little town what a no good so & so this man was.
I heard that he was married again & that he beats this wife just like he did Mom. His sister used to come to our house when we lived in Mississippi. She said she was worried that when he drank and did dope, that he might set their house on fire. His family never believed that their precious son could do all that, they blamed my Mom for everything. I think they are now seeing him for the first time.

Answer 3

"I promise, you're in for a surprise" That was just a boolshyt sales pitch... "I've been cruising this planet for over 60 years. IF God existed he would know what sort of evidence would convince me of his existence… if he wanted me to know it ;) So far? Nothing; nada; zilch." I suppose HE either doesn't care about ME in any way whatsoever… OR God is imaginary... I'm going with the latter. I’m 100% certain god is imaginary. If he really existed he would have found a way to convince me he exists. Obviously he hasn't cos just as obviously he doesn't. If you wanted to convince someone you existed, what lengths would you go to? Would you drop a few seriously ambiguous ‘clues’... OR, introduce yourself. Seriously - this has SCAM written all over it. And-Or Pretend you were some place and you were invisible – let’s say 50% of the inhabitants “knew” and “loved” you – let’s say you wanted the other 50% of the inhabitants to “know” and “love” you too… cos you really do love them all soooo unconditionally… What lengths would you go to convince them? Seriously - this has BOOLSHYT written all over it. And-OR “Understand that: Dreams are not evidence. Wishful thinking is not evidence. Logical fallacies are not evidence. Personal revelation is not evidence. Illogical conclusions are not evidence. Disproved statements are not evidence. Unsubstantiated claims are not evidence. Hallucinations/delusions are not evidence. Information that is ambiguous is not evidence. The Universe doesn't care what you believe in. Data that requires a certain belief is not evidence. Information that cannot be verified is not evidence. Information that cannot be falsified is not evidence. Experiments with inconclusive results are not evidence. Information that is only knowable by a privileged few is not evidence. Experiments that are not and cannot be duplicated by others are not evidence. The wonderful thing about science is that it doesn't ask for your faith, only your eyes.” ~

Answer 4

I can beat that, since I'm 46, but would rather not go into detail here. My life has nothing to do with kids out of wedlock or drugs. I just made a series of stupid decisions and made a life out of flying by the seat of my pants.

I have no one to blame but myself... not drugs, not anything.

So, I think I still hold that honor of "biggest loser I have ever met."

But, long as I'm alive, I guess there's room and time to work on it.

Answer 5

I used to go jogging at nights in Seattle and one time I met a homeless guy who was bumming around. He told me he slept in the Port-O-Potty the construction guys used around the corner and had been doing stuff like this for the past 8 years. He obviously had some psychological problems and I felt more pity for him than anything. Sometimes "losers" want so desperately to get out of their predicament but simply don't have the ability to do so. Alot of them have been abused as children or have addictions or mental illnesses so I try not to judge them too harshly. Often, they are their own worst critics.

Answer 6

I feel my friend Rosemary beats that. She was my friend for 20 some odd years. She had her bought her own house had her car paid for and was a wonderful friend. She worked at a cosmetic counter in a high prestige store and went and got her real estate license. Her hair and makeup was to perfection. Her home and every materialist thing about herself was untouchable. My husband committed suicide, which I should have been the one to go down in life. I lost my home and found myself alone on the streets. But Rosemary lost everything, by her own choice she got on that Crack, lost her job, house, and car and had the audacity to run to me for help? I got above my problems and hid from her. Damn if she didn't track me down trying to bring me down with what little bit of life I had built for myself. She wan't my earnings to buy her Crack. She told me "don't knock it until you try it" I didn't need drugs as a problem on top of my grief from losing my husband. I had to kick her out of my life. My best friend for 20 years. It was hard but I stuck to my guns. Then I got remarried again after ten years and here she is again. Still using that damn drug and came to my home to celebrate my birthday I had to have her arrested. She just never respected me and my new family and drugs are not the answer to problems. I've never heard from her again and her family doesn't have anything to do with her. No one knows what ever happened to her but we were there to help her but she didn't want any help but just someone to get her out of jail and to give her money for her habit. Strange isn't it? I lost the husband by suicide you'd think I would be the one in her shoes. But my parents taught me better and I could never let my family down with such stupidy.

Answer 7

Hmmm... I know someone (a step-uncle who I don't respect or consider my uncle) who is lazy and sleeps all the time even when he is supposed to watch his two year old kid. He filed for disability (come on he's lazy) because he has a slight limp because he was born with polio, he says his leg hurts but chances are he's faking it. He went to jail for being the guy in the car that drove his friend over to someones house, the friend shot and killed the person (btw my uncle says he didnt kno his friend was going to). He was arrested for a DUI twice (i think) either way he didn't have his license for a year. His wife works all day and doesn't want her trailer trash druggie whore of a sister living in their house but my uncle let the sister in anyway. He hit his wife. He doesn't clean the dog feces from the floor and you know how kids crawl and put their hands in their mouth. He showers probably once a month and you can smell him from 4 feet away. He let his kid play with an "empty" lighter (being in prison he must now how to light a prison match so "empty" lighters are still dangerous). He smokes around his kid. If you looked at him you would think he was homeless. He and his wife and kid lived with us for 20 weeks and it sucked. They have 4 chihuahuas they let on our porch when it rained and at night (against our will and without our permission) they didn't clean the feces and stuff off the porch so I never went out there. It stunk so bad you would throw up within a few minutes. They never cleaned up after themselves. He doesn't watch his kid. He doesn't take his B-12 vitamin like he's supposed to, so he has less energy due to his laziness. He's also close-minded and thinks it's bad to shower daily, keyword being daily but he showers way less than that. As for his wife, good for her working all the time to raise her kid properly, bad for her being weak-minded and letting her husband hit her (and put up with it) and putting up with her husband for letting her awful sister in (who also teaches the 2 year old kids thing like "B!7ch where's my money" and racial slurs, she also slept with every black man in trailer park, but one regretted it saying she smelled like rotten fish in the morning). Did I beat you? Is he a loser or just a poor parent?

Answer 8

some girl I know who lives like a passenger in an elevator. She gives guys the ability to stand on top of the elevator with huge wire cutters, they cut the cables and she nearly dies, then someone has to pull her up at their own pain and expense. then she gives someone else the wire cutters so she can repeat the process. It's like. She gets a boy, he annoys her, she complains, he dumps her, she gets a new boy and it goes around in a loop. I hate her.

Answer 9

I cant think of one person who i honestly thing is the biggest loser i ahve ever met but I really dont like people who think they are better than others because of money. You never know why people are the way they are ontill you walk a mile in their shoes. and I really dont like people who base their opinion of people on their looks.. I think that is so stupid

Answer 10

uh, y would we care what ur cousins problems? i don't think ppl r going online to try to beat you on on how crappy someones life can be. ur being really mean 2 ur cousin right now. whats up with "some black girl" u make it sound lyk its a bad thing. GET A LIFE. i think u should delete this question so u don' make urself look more stupid than u already have....