I am 14 and I need to now where a good place to masterbate without getting caught.
2007-11-11 15:51:10 · 49 answers · asked by Christopher R 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
in the shower?
2007-11-11 15:53:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The 50yard line during Monday night football what are you Stupid?!!!On top of a mountain in the dark inside a tent. Oh or a cave yeah but block the entrance with a boulder or a guard wolf. Hey how about under water like deep sea fishing.Nobody around for miles and all those naked fish.Wow.How about in space. Here's the trick with not getting caught in your house. The night time gig you gotta be careful and quite and in the mornings your in a rush so do what you can when you can. Every now and then take a sick day and plow down. Enjoy, hopefully next year or so you can get a job a Burger King and you'll never have to worry about anything ever again.
2007-11-11 16:02:28 · answer #2 · answered by tampatarantula 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hands down lil hommie the Shower is a bad place, Takes to long and after a while people get suspicious, best bet is to do it in your bedroom when no ones home or late Night, use Tissue it despose of the Knuck Children so if anyone asks u say that you had to blow your nose. Make sure the bed doesnt squeek, if you have a head board toss a pillow behind it between it and the wall.
2007-11-11 15:58:48 · answer #3 · answered by Steve A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, where you masturbate depends on how you masturbate.
Without being more specific, I think the other answers here are pretty decent...
Go to the washroom, turn on the shower or the fan to do it there. I wouldn't turn on the sink because your parents might wonder why you're washing your hands for so long.
If you can lock the door to your room, or if you know no one would ever come in (or better yet, if you're pretty sure no one will come in and you can be somewhere not in direct sight if they do come in) then that's a comfortable place.
Keep in mind if you masturbate too often it won't be as 'fun' as if you only do it once in a while. For that reason it would probably be best if you wait for occasions when nobody is home.
It might not happen that often, but when it does you'll have more fun.
2007-11-11 16:08:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
When I was your age, Bathroom seemed like the best bet, but could never really get comfortable there. Bedroom was the best. Lock on the door is best, but if not, then just do it at a time when you KNOW everyone is asleep in the house. If you share a room, then maybe the garage at a very late hour?
2007-11-11 15:53:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love #1 because it's a broken goat and it has a tattoo of it's own which is super-cute...but I would like it better if the line work was stronger like it is in #3. #3 would be my second choice over all.
2016-04-03 08:50:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just say you ate something funny, and that you might be in the bathroom for a looooong time. Just make sure you change up the excuse and location as necessary.
2007-11-11 15:58:32 · answer #7 · answered by PhiloSophia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't know how to spell it, you shouldn't be doing it. Anywhere with a lock on the door. FYI: If your in the bathroom by yourself for 20 minutes, your Mom is gonna know what your doing.
2007-11-11 15:58:31 · answer #8 · answered by Corey (Go Dubs!) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In shower with door locked
2007-11-11 15:53:37 · answer #9 · answered by Lil Blousou 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, maybe you should be honest with your parents and ask them not to walk into your room when the door is shut, Let them know what your doing and odds are they do not want to walk in just as much as you want do not want to get caught
2007-11-11 16:05:28 · answer #10 · answered by raccoon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bathroom with the water running and the door LOCKED.
2007-11-11 15:58:07 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋