2007-11-11 12:45:58 · 31 answers · asked by ♥LaBelleVie♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Mine is " Are you a rat? because you chew my heart out"
And ive heard "How do you like your eggs? Scrambled,poached,or...fertilized?"
2007-11-11 12:53:19 · update #1
omg...lmao these are so funny!
2007-11-11 13:24:52 · update #2
is that a mirror in your pocket?! ... cause I can see myself in YOUR pants!
and
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
2007-11-11 12:49:36 · answer #1 · answered by Agata 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I was waiting for a bus one time, and a male sat next to me asked me if I knew where to score, to which I replied no and then asked if I could buy him alcohol cos he had no ID. And thats how he broke the ice before telling me he was on the run and had breached a prison release. I have asoft spot for bad boys so I did give him my number, he has since gone to jail and I am now with a guy who was his mate.
2007-11-11 12:56:34 · answer #2 · answered by Christina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually used this Rodney Dangerfield classic pick up line myself:
Wanna make five dollars the hard way?
She just gave me a dirty look and walked off, my friends were cracking up though.
2007-11-11 12:49:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Takes a look at the tag on the inside of the back of my top and says "made in China, I thought you were made in heaven"
2007-11-11 12:50:16 · answer #4 · answered by Evieve 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I believe we must be related; cause you look like something I should be married to;but I'm not and I haven't , so shall we make this relative?
2007-11-11 12:51:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you from tennesse cause you're the only ten I see
your new name is precious cause that's what you are to me
your name should be sugar cause you look so sweet
2007-11-11 12:49:29 · answer #6 · answered by ChelleBug 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hello. Do you know how much polar bears weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is _____.
And although I may look like a dude and my name is Anthony, I am actually a lady.
2007-11-11 12:49:04 · answer #7 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Is your dad a thief cuz he stole the stars light and put em in your eyes..
Or somethin like that :\♥
2007-11-11 12:48:22 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Kim♥ 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Are you tired-you've been running through my mind all day.
Are you from Tennessee-you're the only ten I see.
Did it hurt-when you fell from Heaven?
Yeah...I've actually heard them.
*Nearly vomits.*
2007-11-11 12:55:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anthem Demon R&S addict 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used this one... but the girl was too stupid to get it.
Me: Are you ticklish?
Her: Yes
Me: Can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
2007-11-11 12:54:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋