Oh Boy...do I know how this feels...hehehehe
A is for apple, and B is for boat,
That used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.
Now:
A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C is the chest pains, perhaps cardiac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight--can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and water retention
G is for gas, which I'd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure--I'd prefer low;
I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L is lost hearing--now what did you say?
M is memory lapses occurring all day.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few;
Just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy. Is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux--one meal turns to two.
S for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T for tinnitus; there are bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo--that's "dizzy," you know.
W is for worry. NOW what's going 'round?
X is for x-ray and what might be found.
Y is another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have--in my mind.
2007-11-11 09:25:51 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I am still laughing. That was cute.
2007-11-11 09:30:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I can give ratings, but I don't have time for a detailed review. Cedar Rapids - 9/10 best comedy i've seen for a while The Roommate - 7/10 a suspenseful thriller that lacks the writing necessary to make it great The Rite - 5/10 a slow horror saved, if barely, by the presence of Anthony Hopkins Black Swan - 9.5/10 one of the most awe inspiring movies of my lifetime Scott Pilgrim vs. the World - 9/10 a clever hipster comedy that isn't for everyone
2016-04-03 08:07:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That a 10 out of 10! Sure can relate to some. But the time will come!
2007-11-11 09:31:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Darlin' I'm not even going to tell you how many of them I can relate to, let's just say more than a few.
This was really cute, and put a smile on my face, never mind the crink in my back from chuckling.
Have a great day!
2007-11-11 11:23:48 · answer #4 · answered by Cranky 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
As little as a year ago, I would have said "Bah hum bug!" But it has all caught up with me...I am afraid you are quite correct on all counts....damn it ! and I thought I was going to live forever...I was wrong. Phil
2007-11-11 18:33:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is perfect, i'm going to bring this to my next dr's appt and when he ask's what the problem is, i'll just hand him the alphabet list. Have a star!
2007-11-11 12:48:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
So true, that deserves an A+. I wish I'd had that yesterday for our senior meeting, they'd get a kick out of it. LOL
2007-11-11 09:44:07 · answer #7 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I can relate to 8 of these. Now I know I am not alone. Very cute!
2007-11-11 09:38:30 · answer #8 · answered by mydearsie 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Love it and yes I sure do relate! Give you an A+.
2007-11-11 13:24:33 · answer #9 · answered by ncgirl 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very Cute... only I am not learning another alphabet song! It would screw me up to bad!
F is for Fibromyalgia... in my book
2007-11-11 10:35:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Really cute, did you personally make up this aging alphabet?
2007-11-11 11:20:37 · answer #11 · answered by sky 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋