What is the cutest or most embarassing thing a child has ever said to you?

Question

I have twin nephews that are 6 now (I think) They were over here and I had my hair down. Usually I have it up so it will not get in the baby's face when I hold her or change her. So they were bouncing around, and then they started playing with my hair.. So one said Auntie you have long, long, long hair. I didn't really pay them any mind. Then he said Auntie your hair is pretty. I just smiled at him, and still did not pay him any mind. Then he says, where did you buy it from? That was hilarious. Their father's mom is forever buying those ponytails and taking them along. I am so glad that we were not in public. So, I said, no honey, my hair is real. The other one says, grandma Katie says that too, but she takes her hair off, and put it back on again. lol, gotta love them

Answer 1

ok this was back when i was still with the jamacian girl. i was attending one of the many family reunions they tend to have. now her mum is paid by the government to care for foster children so when i went down there i was instantly transformed from, a 6'3 scary guy into a 6'3 jungle gym, now one of the kids she took care of was a white kid, she and i were about to leave after our last smoke (this was also back when i still smoked too) and the kid comes out to say good-bye and what comes out of the kids mouth is "you be sure to come back soon WHITE MAN!!" loud enough for the whole block to hear. i damn near wet myself after that, i do so love irony

Answer 2

OMG... We were on the bus, rush hour. It was quiet, everyone quiet. Then comes the loud ringing sweeet tone of my four year old daughter.... "Mommy how many holes do I have down there?"

Er... every head swiveled to us and I thought, How do I answer this properly? This child, a delicate little coffee coloured angel ... smiling with her question ~ knowing Mummy has the answer. I answered, "Tell you what honey. When we get home I will take out my medical book and we will see then?"

Crisis averted.. but omg that was a red faced moment!

And yes, we did look in the book when we got home.

We just have to love our children for these stories that make us laugh forever don't we?

BTW you must be gettin close now, woman. Hopin all is good with you...

Answer 3

while my daughter became 3, we've been utilising residing house from my mom's residing house. It became around 10 pm, a captivating sparkling night with an entire moon. She became laying down, staring up on the moon. i assumed she became asleep. as quickly as we got here to a supply up, having arrived residing house, she sat up and mentioned in a voice full of ask your self, "Mama, that moon is sooo clever! We did no longer even tell it the place we've been going and it have been given right here an analogous time we did!!" I laughed till I cried!!

Answer 4

LOL little kids are great, I bet they dont even know how cute they are.
I was friends with this 10 year old boy and always followed him and suspected he thought I was his older girlfriend or something LOL he walked around with me and sometimes put his sunglasses on and lean back against the wall while staring at me ROTFL he had his arm around mine, and then later he talked to me about his other girlfriends and started bragging as if hes the ultimate lil playa or something lol Oh god, i told him not to be too fast and to treat girls with respect when he grows up, but for now its cute.

Answer 5

LOL! That was funny!

I'll never forget how bad I embarrassed my mom when we were in the store one day. I think I was six or seven years old. Me and my mom were in the grocery store, and my mom decided to grab some tampons before we left. Well, I had no idea what they were at the time. All I knew was that they were something that my mom used. My mom was standing there looking for a while; and, since I thought my mom was so interested in them, I decided to pick up a box and look it over. I think it was the word "flow" that puzzled me. I went running all around the store looking for someone who would tell me what it meant. Finally, some girl (She seemed old to me at the time. But, in retrospect, she didn't look any older than 13 or so.) said something like, "These are for when your no-no bleeds." HOLY SH*T, I was upset. By the time my mom caught up with me I was crying and yelling, "Momma, you have to go to the doctor if your pee pee is bleeding! Please go see the doctor!" If only you could have seen the look on her face. LOL!


Here's another store incident...

I think it was about ten years ago when I was in the store with a friend and her two children. While we were standing in the check-out line, her son blurted out, "MOMMY! MY PENIS JUST FELL OUTTA MY UNDERWEAR!" LOL! When my friend tried to shush him, he replied, "But mommy, penis isn't a bad word like ding-dong or d*ck." I had never seen my friend turn so red before. LOL!

Answer 6

Our friends who have two daughters who were about 7 and 4 at the time came over to our house for the first time, the younger daughter saw our 7 year old daughter and asked "where's the other one"?

Answer 7

A kid in the class I teach once told me she thought I was in my 30s. Which is hilarious because most people say I don't even look 20. I'm actually 22.

Answer 8

most embassing thing was my 5 year old cousin saying out louding in a resturant the waitress smells bad while she was in hear shot. or even worse
my youngest brother he was about 4 at the time had been playing in my parents bedroom during a family gathering at our home. he came out of the bedroom holding a box of condoms saying mummy whats this?
you could have heard a pin drop. my nan wasnt pleased i can tell you.

Answer 9

I used to volunteer in my sister's kindergarten class, and wow those kids could really make you laugh. The first thing that was said to me in that classroom was,"Do you have a boyfriend?" and when I said,"Nah, not right now." the kid next to her goes"Do you have a girflriend?". And I remember one of the first things my youngest sister said was "Howwasyourday?" all kinda run into one sentence as a baby. I used to swear she said that to me when I got home from school, and no one believed me until she said it to them, too. Not as funny as yours, but those two things still stand out in my mind.

Answer 10

I'm a busty lady. Babies and small toddlers tend to try to grab my boobs. That's embarrassing. It even happened in work, some kid of about 3 tried to get his head up my top! He screamed "I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT BOOOOOOOBIES!!" really loudly. It was hilarious.