Can you CREATE a drama that occurs in a parallel or alternate universe, using these phrases?? (just 4 FUN!!)?

Question

1) Turns out Earth was not the final frontier after all!!
2) She's an Earthling!!...SHHH!!! They are VERY sensitive!
3) Having 3 is so much more...functional, not to mention the eye appeal!
4) Imagine that! A world where...........
5) Meet me on the corner of Neptune, I'll be the one in the.......
6) I always knew there were undiscovered uses for.......

Oh My!! So funny!!

Answer 1

" ¥¥Ä To Annie. ¥¥Ä To Annie"
Subtitle......." Annie Meets The Aliens"

The words were coming so easy to her that her fingers could barely keep up. Yep!! Annie MacGregor was definitely on a roll! She finished her story for YA with an ending/exit, that Loretta Young would have loved!!......
Annie: "Damn! That's good. I can JUST see the alien getting confused over just WHY the earthling needs a colonoscopy, from time to time!!! .....Yes siree," she mused as she got up to stretch......"Excellent ending, my dear. Ridiculous, yet funny. Silva in particular will love it!!! She goes crazy every time I mention Hoboken...hahahahah!!!!"

Annie decided to take a walk . It was a fine Autumn afternoon and all was well....Navy had won the day before, "Gunsmoke" would be on in a few hours and the sermon at church actually kept her attention........6)" I always knew there were undiscovered uses for these caffeine flavored candies," laughed Annie as she headed for the secluded path she loved.
Once or twice she heard a sound in the leaves. She stopped, looked around...."Probably a horny squirrell. OOOH, that reminds me....I need to put the finishing touches on that Sunshine/Matt story."

Annie happily wandered along, unaware she was being observed.
Alien One/Jam222lv@ was totally engrossed in her every move....." She's kind of funny looking, you know."
Alien Two/ @#$%111: (2) "She's an Earthling!!...SHHH!!! They are VERY sensitive!" Alien Two continued adjusting her interstellar audio ô╓öÄ as she chortled.
Alien One looked over at his commrade:" Hmmmmm. You are REALLY looking good ,today, my sweet little µ@#$%."
Alien Two: " Thank you, Jam222lv@. (3) Having 3 is so much more...functional, not to mention the eye appeal!" She straightened her newly acquired ÜÜÜ and smiled in a way that sent shivers down her partner's ╪╪.

The two aliens were from the planet ¥¥Ä....Known to the non- scientific community, as simply......"Sist vi Møttesô."
They had been tracking computer signals from Earth and had happened upon YA, and Annie's story, in particular.
Alien One:" Annie really cracked me up when she had her heroine say, (5) 'Meet me on the corner of Neptune; I'll be the one in the Tarty Red Spaceship.' Doesn't she KNOW that particular corner is inhabited by ☻☻ from the outer avenue of ßß∞ ??!! "
Alien Two, busily shredding some leaves and twigs, compacting them for a future snack , just shrugged:" (4) Imagine that! A world where noone has ever heard of ☻☻. Ahhh.....Ignorance is bliss, as they say......... I mean.....Come ONNNNNNN !!!!
She actually imagines that she said something profound with her closing line.....And I quote...... (1) 'Turns out Earth was not the final frontier after all!! '
Alien One: "Holy ô┘Ä┘..... EVERYONE with half a Ü, knows THAT !!"
He stared unabashedly at his partner....."And now YOU have THREE, ÜÜÜ."

Their conversation was interrupted as Annie stopped once again...."WHO'S THERE?!!!" She ran over to where she had heard the strange sounds.
Alien One and Alien Two stepped out from behind the bushes.
Alien One: " Unnskyld dgftere.......... Do you know the way to........... HOBOKEN?!" Alien Two fell on one of her Ü as she gurgled and sputtered with laughter!
Annie stared at the creatures....... "Did you say................HOBOKEN?!!!"
They nodded their head-like features.
Annie:"OMG!!!! Silva ?!! Is that YOU and one of your friends?!!"

TO BE CONTINUED

Answer 2

IMAGINE THAT! A WORLD WHERE a huge bloodshot, blinking violet coloured eye hovered over
the inky black darkness of the universe named Epocsorcim by its inhabitants. The eye was this universe's sun, moon & stars.
A solitary ship, shaped uncannily like Prince Charles' left nostril traversed its depths.
Aboard this craft were despicable creatures resembling bad country & western singers who often warbled monosyllabic nonsense like: MEET ME ON THE CORNER OF NEPTUNE, I'LL BE THE ONE IN THE galactic donut covered raincoat & gumboots, at ear shattering levels through 3 huge megaphones which were attached to the outer carriage of the ship. HAVING 3 IS MUCH MORE FUNCTIONAL, NOT TO MENTION THE EYE APPEAL!
These creatures were (believe it or not) on a mission to a planet called Earth.
This mission consisted of the inane idea that they were going to set up an evil empire that would wipe out the world sock market ~ yes! They were going to produce a superior race of beings that were for some reason or other, devoid of feet. (Unbeknownst to them, this would also wipe out the shoe market & the many companies that specialized in the treatment of toe-jam)
They had made contact with a female Earthling named Maggie, who had somewhat of a sock fetish... so whenever these creatures spoke with her about their mission & she became too inquisitive, they'd say in hushed tones..SHE'S AN EARTHLING!!..SHHH!!! THEY ARE VERY SENSITIVE.
But alas....The huge violet covered eye which oversaw the universe Epocsorcim became infected with a rare kind of conjunctivitis & began flooding the universe with bacteria....
This caused the nostril shaped ship to implode & MEET ME ON THE CORNER OF NEPTUNE, I'LL BE THE ONE IN THE galactic donut covered raincoat & gumboots, was never heard again. TURNS OUT EARTH WAS NOT THE FINAL FRONTIER (for them) AFTER ALL!

Epilogue: 2 scientists, one female, one male are discussing their findings in a science lab somewhere on Earth.
"Oh, michael, the results have just come in. I think I've contained the problem...I had some fairly weird readings yesterday, there was a single celled organism causing problems on the sockfest project.This will sound silly, but it looked like Prince Charles left nostril"
Michael replied: "I'm glad you've managed to contain it then. That's great Maggie, good work. Oh, by the way, your eye looks better today ~ that infection cleared up yet?"
"Yes, much better thanks."
As Maggie's unusually coloured, violet eyes hovered over the lens of her microscope, Michael stood beside her & chortled: I ALWAYS KNEW THERE WERE UNDISCOVERED USES FOR Prince Charles' left nostril.
End.

Answer 3

Htrae, the cubed shaped planet ruled by the Bizarro Code, had many strange characters including Mister Mxyzptlk who came from the fifth dimension (or possibly Abba). As we know, his original plan was to conquer earth, but it (1) turns out, Earth was not the final frontier after all.” Disdaining all beauty under the Bizarro Code, Mister Mxyzptlk was attracted by her sheer ugliness.

Upon his arrival on earth, Mister Mxyzptlk met Miss Ssagib from the Htrae’s sister planet, Otulp. Her most grotesque features were the three mouths from which hung long tongues of various colors. She later explained that (3) “Having 3 is more…functional, not to mention the eye appeal of the accoutrements I added.” The last part a joking reference to the various types of food she had secured to them with tongue studs. The 3 mouths explained her massive obesity which only attracted him more.

Smitten by Mister Mxyzptlk’s equally Bizarro nature, she explained how she was on her way to Otulp as she had heard that all the beings were as beautiful as Gods and Goddesses. (4) “Imagine that! A world where everyone is PERFECT. Oh what fun we can have destroying such beauty.” They agreed to meet later to begin their journey. (5) “Meet me on the corner of Neptune, I'll be the in the blue spandex bra and thong” she instructed. Of course he was extremely excited by that image, and hurried home to pack. (6) “I always knew there were undiscovered uses for spandex” he thought, “but never imagined it could be made to stretch so far.”

As they were boarding the shuttle for the long trip to Otulp, Miss Ssagib was having difficulty finding a seat large enough to hold her enormous girth. Another passenger made a snide remark about how she ought to stop wolfing down the supersized burgers she had with at least one of her mouths. Mister Mxyzptlk was about to confront the individual, an alien from Sydnew, when he heard another passer remark “(2) She's an Earthling!!...SHHH!!! They are VERY sensitive about their weight and I do not want to hear her fussing at you during the whole trip. Intrigued by the implication of the statement that there may be more such beings on Earth, Mister Mxyzptlk asked “You mean there are more such beings to be found.” The stranger explained that, at one time, there had been thousands, but they had all been rounded up and shipped to the planet Giarcynnej which was now purported to have the ugliest society in the solar system despite their constant effort to regain the beauty of years past. Mister Mxyzptlk and Miss Ssagib immediately canceled their plans and opted instead to go to Giarcynnej where they felt they would have more fun frustrating the relocated Giarcynnejians from losing their acres of fat than it would be to simple destroy the beauty of the people on Otulp (Although venturing there some day to turn them all into ugly dogs still holds it’s appeal).

Upon arriving on the planet Giarcynnej, Mister Mxyzptlk and Miss Ssagib set about conquering the planet by opening a string of restaurants and fast food places featuring high calorie, high fat content food at extremely low prices. After all the goal was not to make money, but to frustrate the attempts of the inhabitants to lose weight.

In no time they were able to impose their updated Bizarro Code on the planet. The three main tenents of the code now being “Us hate diets! Us love flab! Is big crime to to lose an ounce of fat while on the planet.

New residents arrive on Giarcynnej everyday, as there seems to be no stopping their development on Earth. At least here they are quite happy eating all the wonderful food available at almost no cost.

Mister Mxyzptlk learned plastic surgery from a kit he ordered from an infomercial. He has since become a millionaire since business is booming as residents seek to look as much like Miss Ssagib as possible. Indeed business has picked up since she was voted as the Queen for Life of Planet Giarcynnej .

Answer 4

No

Answer 5

NOPE..