♥•♥ Can you write a love story about YOU and YOUR CRUSH, that includes 6 of these phrases?

Question

Of course you know by now, this is not homework....Simply good, wholesome fun on YA.
HAVE FUN, Y'ALL.

1. OH dear GAWD!!!!!!
2. Easier Said Than Done
3. Yep.Yep....... Now I KNOW I'm Dreaming.
4. I Lost My Balance And Fell Into The _______
5. Okay, That's It. I Am Officially On Cloud Nine.
6. Above All Else....I MUst Remain As Normal As Possible.
7. And Now My Hair Is Caught On The Wood Paneling.
8. Unfortunately The Sidewalk Was Slanted; That Is Why I _______________.
9. Well....... Shiver Me Timbers And Rock My Boat.
10. Chaos Broke Out When ___________.

Answer 1

OK!! First pretend that I'm a schoolgirl instead of a 53 year old woman!! (stop laughing!!!)

SALLY AND RICKEY AT SCHOOL

Sally is standing in front of her locker at school and daydreaming about Rickey.

SALLY: “I JUST can't help myself!! Every time he gets ANYWHERE near me I start acting stupid!
OMG!!! He's walking towards me NOW!!!
I Must Remain As Normal as Possible!!!”
( Unfortunataly this is easier said than done!)
(She takes some long deep breaths and for ONCE does not hyperventilate. She assumes what SHE thinks is a "natural" pose…it ACTUALLY looks like she is holding up the wall!)

RICKEY: "Hey Sally, what's up girl?"

SALLY: To herself: "OH dear GAWD,”
To him: "Oh...Uh....Nothing' much, I'm good...I mean I'm OK..um, er …you?"
(She cringes inwardly at how DUMB what she just said must have sounded!)

RICKEY:” If your not busy later, how'd you like to meet me at the lake?"

SALLY: To herself: "He's REALLY asking me out!!! Yep.Yep....... Now I KNOW I'm Dreaming!!"
To him: "I'd like that! What time?" (She silently thanks God she did not sound like an idiot...again!!)

RICKEY: To her: "How does eight sound?"
To himself "Well....... Shiver Me Timbers and Rock My Boat, I think she really likes me! I can’t WAIT till later!!

SALLY: "Sounds good! See you there at eight!"

Ricky walks away smiling leaving Sally standing at her locker smiling!

SALLY: Okay, That's It. I Am Officially On Cloud Nine!!!
OMG!!! I only have 6 hours to get ready!!! What will I wear…what about my make-up….I wonder if he’ll try to kiss me….I wonder....blah, blah, blah....


Pretty tame stuff compared to the first guy..haha!!

Answer 2

(1) Oh dear GAWD!!!! You will never get what just happened. I was standing in line at the Brady Bunch reunion waiting to see my dream girl, Ann Davis (you probably remember her better as Alice Nelson, the Brady's maid). Don't ask me how I got a spot in the front row but I can tell you its (2) easier said than done.

Anyway, she finally arrived in her limo surrounded by 5 or 6 young men. Sure, she's 81 now but she is still one hot looking maid. Of course the crowd was going wild as she walked down the red-carpeted walk. (8) Unfortunately, the sidewalk was slanted. That is why I was having a hard time keeping from being pushed forward by the jostling mob and was leaning on my cane quite heavily. Suddenly my cane snapped in half, (4) I lost my balance, and fell into the middle of the red carpet just as Alice/Ann reached the spot where I was standing.

Let me tell you, (10) chaos broke out when I fell. The young men were falling all over each other trying to protect her thinking I was attacking her or something. They were yanking and pulling on me, trying to get me to the side of the carpet and away from her. It was then that she took over. Pushing the young men aside with great vigor considering her age, the love of my life stood over me giving me that concerned look I had seen so often on the show. Lying there, looking into her beautiful eyes, I could only think (5) Okay, That's it. I am officially on cloud nine.

Just as I had seen her do so many times with Greg, Peter, Bobby, Marcia, Jan, and Cindy, she asked if I was OK, what could she do, did I want some water? "Yep, Yep...Now i KNOW I'm dreaming." I thought as she took my hand and helped me to my feet.

I was so excited to finally meet her after all these years of loving her from afar. Eying the young men protecting her I thought (6) "Above all else...I must remain as normal as possible." which was quite difficult considering my excitement at her having actually TOUCHED my hand.

Much to my surprise, holding my hand, she moved a short distance away from her protectors. With a glint in her eye, she said "You know, I really hate these reunion things. So boring. You look like a fun time to me. How about we blow this joint. I have a place just around the corner and a few hours to kill."

(9) Well....Shiver me timers and rock my boat!!! What a surprise that question was. Oh, I had always suspected Alice/Ann was not the simple maid she portrayed on the show. She seemed to feisty for that. And now it appeared my suspicions were about to be confirmed.

"So what's you name sailor?" she asked as we arrived at the door to her apartment. "Sam, I am." I replied. "Hmmmmm...Sam..nice name...Sam. Then she repeated it again...Sam; and again...Sam, and again SAM, SAM!!!

That's when I realized I was indeed dreaming. It wasn't Alice repeating my name, it was my wife, trying to wake me from my nap because "This darn place isn't going to clean itself!! It was then that longed for my sweet Alice even more, because she was a lot better maid than I'll ever be. But sadly Alice was nowhere to be found and I will probably never meet her now. But my love lives on and I know somewhere in her heart she knows there is one who loves her more than anyone else alive.

Answer 3

The first time I saw Stephanie smile my mind screamed "OH dear GAWD!!!"...as my heart melted from our first kiss. We had known each other for years, but never like this. The touch of her warm hands against my once cold skin was like no feeling i've ever felt before. I would love to just snatch her up and we live forever together in our own world, but that's easier said than done. The real world is where we live, and the reality is, our love is a love that has to be attained and maintained here.

Stephanie pulls me close to her as we sat together on park bench by the small duck pond, until I lost my balance and fell into the pond, scattering the ducks that were awaiting their daily feeding from the elderly couple that sits here every day. Stephanie laughs at my drenched look, and says "Are you trying to give me subliminal messages, mister?" Yep.....yep...now I KNOW i'm dreaming.

At least i thought I was til she put her arms around me, wet clothes and all, and kissed my soaked face, and then my lips. She whispers "I love you, Randy" softly into my ear. Okay, that's it. I am officially on cloud nine!!! It feels as if my soul has left my body and is soaring high and free, the sun staining my face. My heart is beating fast and my...ummm...."Ummmm ok Randy", I say to myself, crossing my legs. "Above all else...I must remain as normal as possible."

We go back to my apartment and Steph runs me a hot bath. She tells me to strip and get ready...so I am assuming a little sumthin' sumthin' was about to go down. I literally jump out of my clothes and fly onto the bed. I'm rocking back and forth like an excited baby...til i fall off the bed against the wall...and now my dreads are caught on the wood paneling!! Now i'm naked, head stuck to the wall, and here comes Steph!!

She laughs loudly at me, the naked man with his head stuck to the wall and asked me how it happened.

"Well unfortunately the sidewalk was slanted, and I ended up here....with you....all alone."

Steph straddles down and looks me in the face and whispers. "I meant...how did you end up with your head stuck to the wall." Her breath warming me up even more.

"Oh...well I was just giving you the whole story from beginning to end, starting at the pond." Ok I was B.S.'ing, but hell she got me all hot and bothered...and what man do you know thinks straight when a beautiful woman is right in their face??

She smiled and kissed me softly, and I returned the favor....then another....and another. With nothing covering me, there was no way to hide how she excited me. Just then the TV begins blasting "Pirates of the Caribbean" when Steph lays on top of my naked body and notices my "plank".

I sigh, embarassed with myself, but Steph grabs my face, looks me in the eyes, and says "Well....shiver me timbers and rock my boat".