Today is the last day of the fair. If you have a church bulliten you get in for free. I went the last 2 years and got one. I'm trying to talk my sister into it, but she feels bad. I look like I'm coming off drugs today, so I don't want to go either. I really want some funnel cake though. Whats a girl to do?
2007-11-11 04:46:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
God wants you to have funnel cake. Otherwise why would it be so tasty? It's that simple.
Tell your sister to suck it up... if memory serves, aren't the flyers pretty much right by the door?
Go! Go! Move! Move!
2007-11-11 05:16:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 02:52:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have been pressed with such issues before, here i what you do , wait outside the church and when a elderly lady or man comes out yank their cane from under them grab the bulletin and run like the wind blows....it works has done it the last 12 years....
2007-11-11 07:44:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Look, why go to church and commit blasphemy. I'll call my cousin. Hes working the front gate atthe fair. Just let him do you AND ashley and video it so he can send me the proof, for old times memorys sake?
2007-11-11 11:40:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
just wait outside of the church...the little kids drop them all the time...and make sure you get me a funnel cake too!!
2007-11-12 08:23:04 · answer #5 · answered by Niffer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
geez...i thought you were smarter than that...let's blame it on the hangover okay. Easy solution, do what I do, pay a Homeless guy to go in and get the bulletin. You don't have to pay in money, give him a cigarette. Us Americans need to put these homeless to work.
2007-11-11 08:15:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i say go. never pass up a chance to have a funnel cake!
2007-11-11 04:52:39 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Charmed One♥ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't you rather go to hell anyway? The most exciting thing that church people do is have bake sales. Do you really want to go to a never ending bake sale when you die when, instead, you can go where all your favorite music bands are headed?
2007-11-11 04:50:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
just running in during the service, grabbing one and running out would be bad. but attending the service is ok. they know they have to tempt us sinners to get us in.
why do you think they have bingo ? to attract sinning gamblers.
now if they would just have an orgy night to show us how evil sex is.
hey! a lightning bolt just missed me!
2007-11-11 05:13:27 · answer #9 · answered by Jr. is angry 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
It all boils down to ethics. If you feel bad about what you are about to do then don't do it. Be honest with yourself.
2007-11-11 04:51:34 · answer #10 · answered by rebelarmyaccomplice 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋