2007-11-11 03:59:39 · 57 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
james-i'm nearly 38 so you can't be talking about me! lol
2007-11-11 04:27:49 · update #1
fisherman-LMAO!
2007-11-11 04:28:29 · update #2
it takes all night to do what you used to do all night.
2007-11-11 04:07:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Okay....you know when your getting old when:-
1) The music thats in the charts sounds nothing like what you enjoyed when you were younger.
2) When a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest you.
3) When You and your teeth don't sleep together.
4) You look for your glasses for a half an hour, and then find that they were on your head all the time.
5) People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6) Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
7) Adult diapers are actually kind of convenient.
8) Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
9) You find yourself beginning to like accordion music.
10) You frequently find yourself telling people what a loaf of bread USED to cost.
11) You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
12) Your back goes out more than you do.
13) You have a dream about prunes.
14) You wear black socks with sandals.
15) You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
16) You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
17) You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.
18) "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take a laxative.
19) You cant remember what you did yesterday.
20) If someonephones you at 9pm the first thing they ask is "did i wake you?"
2007-11-11 04:50:50 · answer #2 · answered by Mystic Magic 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
When you decide to do some knitting instead of hang out with your mates
=)))
and yes i did this today
Adn i'm 15 lmoa
It was for ART coursework OK lmao
2007-11-12 04:13:36 · answer #3 · answered by Huggles [mozzafan] 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You go to M&S and say to yourself "oooh those are nice slacks" holding up a nice pair of Farahs
When you have to run for the bus and you fart but you just dont care!
You start telling people at the bus stop how old you are..for no reason!
You start eating Madera cake..and actually enjoy it!
When everything hanging on you starts to head south...deep south...and you even trip over them sometimes!
2007-11-11 04:05:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I went to watch my son play rugby this morning, I got wet & cold so I'm off to Millets tomorrow to buy a 'sensible' rainproof coat. That's how I know I'm getting old, lol!
2007-11-11 04:03:31 · answer #5 · answered by Mimkat hate the new Yahoo Answers so has retired. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When u check the obituary's column in the local paper to cross lost friends of your Christmas card list.
2007-11-11 04:34:39 · answer #6 · answered by Blue eyes 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You kids say "what was it like in the olden days, when you were a little girl mum? LoL i'm only 35
2007-11-11 04:52:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
When those around you fall, really been saddened these past few months with the loss of a lot of good people around me. It seems to me that maybe that's just the way it's meant to be but I'll never forget each and everyone of them.
May they rest in peace.
2007-11-11 04:05:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
i have had grey hair since 15 yrs old. i am now 43 and everyone i ask says i look 34
2007-11-11 04:58:45 · answer #9 · answered by Lucky Man 2 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You and your teeth dont sleep together
That gleam in your eyes is just the sun hitting your bi-focals
You are proud of your lawn mower
2007-11-11 04:06:55 · answer #10 · answered by Welshie 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The younger crowd starts to annoy the hell out of you. For example, the time I witnessed people moshing at a Juliana Hatfield concert. That was just wrong.
2007-11-11 04:04:55 · answer #11 · answered by obsidiswan 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋