Ladies, what will you do or say if you were me?

Question

One day, your neighbour woman said this to you," Can you ask your husband if he wants his balls back, those balls he hit to my backyard, UNINTENTIONALLY of course. If he doesn't want them back, I'll throw them for him."

Do you think its suspicious? My husband does play balls in the backyard sometimes but I didn't know that he has hit so many balls to the neighbour woman. How is she so sure that they were hit by my husband not my children?

Answer 1

Something is going on. Otherwise neighbour lady wouldn't say those words. May be she's giving you a hint that your husband has been hitting on her. If your husband is pure, why doesn't he go up there righteously, openly and overboardly to get his balls back? He knows where the balls have gone even if he is clumsy.

Answer 2

There is obviously some other tid-bits of information out there that are makin you suspicious. Because that alone is not enough to make me worry about my husband. I might be a lil more aware of the neighbor lady, cuz the way she words things is a lil strange.... but i'm not worried about my clumbsy husband.

If you are worried about the situation, go get the balls yourself. Ask him about it, dont be confrontational - casually "Oh, so-in-so asked me to return these balls you hit over the fense. She really seems to like you, whats goin on there?" be jokey about it, but watch his reaction. At least if you're jokey, you can both laugh it off when he says you're crazy for thinkin such things.

Answer 3

I assume you mean he was practicing hitting golf balls and some went into her back yard.
Maybe the lady was being facetious when she used the term 'unintentionally,' meaning he was doing it on purpose.

I wouldn't think anything sexual was happening.
However, if she had asked if he wanted his wallet back, then I would certainly become suspicious.....

Answer 4

i don't think its that big of a deal. if they were hit pretty far i would assume your husband did it, depending on the age of your children. maybe shes used to seeing your husband hit the balls and just assumed it was him. and how do you know it wasn't him and not the children. either way i don't think it matters. just tell him she'll give the balls back if he wants them, otherwise he's SOL. its not as big of a fiasco as you think it is.

Answer 5

your neighbor asked if your husband wants his balls back perhaps she has been watching them play ball thats how she knows he hit the balls over in her yard.

Answer 6

I think you have to tell your husband your neighbour 's words .of course do this without suspicion on your face. and look at his face carefully...if he goes red and makes panic,you can begin to suspect ..

Answer 7

Maybe you could type "balls" a few more hundred times.

Obsess much?


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Answer 8

say "no becuase i have them at the moment"

nah i think your probably analysing it too much if you worried just ask you husband or tell him what she said, see what his reaction is.

Answer 9

maybe he hit them so many there? i dont really see anything sexual from here cause having your testicles hit or thrown would really really hurt.

Answer 10

Let it go. This is too petty to worry about.