2007-11-11 01:32:55 · 28 answers · asked by Sir Joey the 2nd 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You're a priest aren't you?
2007-11-11 01:43:31 · answer #1 · answered by Ancient Brick 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Church.
2007-11-11 01:36:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sunday morning church is an invention of catholocism, not G-d's way. His day of worship was set on the Sabbath, and was never removed or changed by Him, Jesus, or the Apostles. Ac 15:19 "Therefore my judgment is that we don`t trouble those from among the Gentiles who turn to God, Ac 15:20 but that we write to them that they abstain from the pollution of idols, from sexual immorality, from what is strangled, and from blood. Ac 15:21 For Moses from generations of old has in every city those who preach him, being read in the synagogues every Sabbath." Accepting a starting point of certain things as mentioned in vs 20 (these are found in the laws of Noah) as basic. From there they learn in the synagogues on the sabbath the Ways of G-d. Remember that when Paul told Timothy that ALL Scripture is given for reproof and instruction... they did not have a new testament canon. They were taught the Judaism of Scripture. Pure and undefiled by mans traditions.
2016-04-03 07:24:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to church first then get drunk
2007-11-11 01:35:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Go to church then go to the Veterans parade. Put your flag out too.
Get drunk later.
2007-11-11 01:41:39 · answer #5 · answered by Big Red 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go to Church drunk then seek forgiveness, it's Gods house but He must want a party after so many boring Masses.
2007-11-11 01:36:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I went to church drunk...half was through the sermon I thought I was at a football game. Note to self, when passing around the collection plate do not start yelling "here we go steelers, here we go"
2007-11-11 02:09:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
Both, half of the people there are drunk from last night anyway!! or was doing something they they need forgiveness for last night. So, you should fit right in.
2007-11-11 01:41:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get drunk at church, it makes doing something so right feel so wrong....great combo!
2007-11-11 03:16:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
get drunk in church: itll make the hours fly by!!
HAHA! Its the first time I dont get violations for answering a church question!
2007-11-11 01:37:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Go to church and get drunk on the communion wine.
2007-11-11 01:39:30 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋