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does this happen to everyone who has a penis? last week in the voting booth my penis decided to vote for someone other than the one I wanted to vote for.It was quite a struggle but eventually I overtook him and got the voting done, It was a gruesome site though, when we emerged from the voting booth the police were there and asked us both to give our side s of the story, I thought there going to belive me but then out of nowhere my penis screams"HE BEATS ME" and thats all she wrote, they immediatley tackled me on the spot and cuffed me ,they said so I couldnt get at that pecker head and try to strangle him.But while I was waiting in the jail to get my mug shot , that little prick spit at me.

2007-11-11 00:34:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Men's Health

10 answers

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

2007-11-11 01:50:34 · answer #1 · answered by Ciindy 1 · 0 0

Lol no it would not have a innovations of its very own, besides the undeniable fact that it in many circumstances seems to (speaking as a woman buddy besides...) the undeniable fact that oftentimes it does issues you haven't any longer "asked" it to, because it have been, is right down to innovations pastime and hormones, which could regulate stages of blood flow to the penis, optimum to a pair erm exhilaration! i've got in many circumstances concept it unusual that adult men could have erections with out being aroused or maybe fairly questioning approximately intercourse. yet hey, appreciate it jointly because it lasts- quickly you would be previous and impotent!

2016-11-11 03:17:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

That was strange and disturbing at the same time. My friend, you need to let go of your penis and go look for something else, something that a man really looks for. It's called a girlfriend. You may have heard of the term. Then, and only then, will that willie of yours be fully satisfied. And when you say he spat at you....what exactly DID you mean? Jeez.....you're disturbed obviously.

2007-11-11 00:51:38 · answer #3 · answered by Rockafella 2 · 0 0

Very clever! Might be a children's book in that story. Do you need an illustrator?

2007-11-11 00:40:15 · answer #4 · answered by TatersPop 5 · 4 0

show the little shitt who's boss

2007-11-11 00:49:04 · answer #5 · answered by wild boar 4 · 1 0

What did they charge you with? Domestic violence?

2007-11-11 01:23:12 · answer #6 · answered by iraq51 7 · 0 0

Okay. You're on you own there.

2007-11-11 00:38:43 · answer #7 · answered by cougarcrazygal 3 · 2 0

dude, leave your willie alone, and go get a girlfriend

2007-11-11 00:38:47 · answer #8 · answered by Poindexter 2 · 1 1

lmao, that made my day

2007-11-11 07:57:34 · answer #9 · answered by Jack Dixon 2 · 0 0

You are a sick @$$ Squirrel.

2007-11-11 00:44:51 · answer #10 · answered by Rahouel 4 · 1 1

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