No matter how hard I try the damn thing just will not play my old records,,,,not a sound out of it,,where is the record supposed to go?,,,where does it sit,,,Jeeez,,have I been conned and shall I take it back and hurl some appropriate abuse in a loud voice at the salesman followed up with a tantrum
And do they make steam powered iPods like back in the good old days ?
2007-11-11 00:12:11 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I think you have an older version of the iPod, more commonly known as the iPlodd, which is coal powered and plays only first generation digital music. So your records won't play on this, because the Plodd uses digital technology, which, from latin means "all your fingers" (digit = all and gital = with fingernails). You would know if the iPlodd came with any of this music, because each digital recording weighs 80 stones and was carved from granite.
You can see the inventor using the first prototype, called the "Handcrank Pornograph" ( http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c5/Edison_and_phonograph_edit2.jpg ) because 90% of the music available at that time was crunk ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crunk ).
Apple has a replacement policy, which will give you a per pound price for your iPlodd that you can put towards the purchase of an iCod or other marine-powered music player.
I hope this helps.
2007-11-11 00:39:35 · answer #1 · answered by quakerjock 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get support from the salesperson. If he won't. Get back your cash first, throw that damn piece of plastic at the salesperson and just hurl all the vulgarities you can think of. If they refuse again, threaten to call the cops. If they aren't intimidated, just phone 999.
2007-11-11 00:18:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The iPod plays music that you put on it from a computer via iTunes. It cannot just simply play records im afraid.
2007-11-11 00:16:35 · answer #3 · answered by proswimma06 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ohhh you are using those big black CDs. You have to use the smaller black CDs, with the little yellow adapter disk thingy.
Note: resist the temptation to play them backwards - that is when the real evil stuff starts to happen (refer to Wikipedia re: rap for more details)
2007-11-11 00:15:51 · answer #4 · answered by maddog27271 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you checked the stylus on your iPod. It could need a new one. My new device has got a 78" speed on it. Perfect for when I raid my grandmothers gramaphone collection. All my friends come round and listen whilst we drink tea and coffee. We have the time of our lives!
2007-11-11 00:16:44 · answer #5 · answered by ƒαηтαѕтι¢ ☞CAT☜ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes hun, i think you were conned, mine seems to be working ok, best thing i got, maybe he gave you the wrong sort, go back and shove it where the sun don't shine,he might get some bum tunes out of it, hehehe
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2007-11-11 00:52:57 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I never used one in my life. Did an instruction book come with it and did you follow the instructions? If everything is alright there maybe you were conned.
2007-11-11 00:18:43 · answer #7 · answered by Sparky 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
my dear chap you have been done up like a kipper may i suggest you march rite back down there and demand a refund or at least an upgrade to a xylophone
2007-11-11 00:18:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes it'l play vinyl. You just have to cover the ipod in a 2mm layer of mayonaise first!!!!
2007-11-11 00:15:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's me scuppered, My collection of wax cylinders will have to go back in the cupboard then.
2007-11-11 00:16:47 · answer #10 · answered by john m 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋