2007-11-10 21:01:06 · 10 answers · asked by CP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'll e-mail you my savings account statement for last month...you'll get a good laugh out of it.
2007-11-11 04:56:53 · answer #1 · answered by Zombie Birdhouse 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes walk into a bar
Well you think at least one of them would of seen it!!!
Phone answering machine ; if you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key'.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but couldn't find any.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
Enjoy. All the best
2007-11-11 05:15:10 · answer #2 · answered by Woosie 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
This will make more since if you say it out loud:
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice and line it with peas. Then when the bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole.
2007-11-11 07:36:47 · answer #3 · answered by Aaron M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An elephant meets a camel & asks why have you got t*ts on your back ? Thats f*ckn rich,comin from a fat c*nt with a c*ck on his face.
2007-11-11 05:11:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
A mother astonishingly finds her kid jumping and asks him, "Why r u jumping ?"
"Because I swallowed the cough syrup without shaking the bottle", answers the kid.
2007-11-11 05:25:20 · answer #5 · answered by nazbak 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The chair, it walk along the street, with the shoes, la la la la la, the chair, he is walking!
2007-11-11 05:06:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
well my boyfriend he destroyed my kitchen and he was trying to make an omelet imagine what was going to happen if he was going to cook something else
2007-11-11 05:05:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
"Hey! why have you got a steering wheel down your pants"
"I don't know, but it's driving me nuts"
2007-11-11 05:10:44 · answer #8 · answered by Regwah 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Guy walks into a bar..."OW!"
...sorry...only thing I could think of at the moment. :(
2007-11-11 05:06:27 · answer #9 · answered by Salem Wolf 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
watch this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BtNN6M97q8
gotta love the japanese prank shows :)
2007-11-11 05:09:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋