A woman takes a lover home during the day while her hubby is at work. Her 9 yr old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them & hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$150"
Man - "Sold."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here"
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
2007-11-10 20:08:24 · 7 answers · asked by Opalfire 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The boy says, "$500"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that.. that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you to church and make you confess your greed."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again, you're in my closet now."
2007-11-10 20:08:54 · update #1
This is in honour of The Happy Murcia & skybluecarp for all the belly laugh's they have caused :) Thank you guys ;)
2007-11-10 20:10:01 · update #2
Lady Morgana,
I was so very tempted to post it in the R&S section but I thought that it was just asking for trouble :)
2007-11-12 11:48:41 · update #3
that was fantastic...you gonna have a star, if i had my way you would have twenty
2007-11-10 20:39:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 02:42:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny LOL. You get a star
2007-11-10 20:56:34 · answer #3 · answered by Trish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ABSOLUTELY SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF LIKE AN IDIOT AT 4:19 AM IN THE MORNING !!
THANK YOU !! I AM OVERDUE FOR A GOOD BELLY LAUGH !!
2007-11-10 20:20:57 · answer #4 · answered by Adios 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh my those horny little priests, what they won't do for a little action!
2007-11-11 06:10:07 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sharp
2007-11-10 21:22:50 · answer #6 · answered by bindrinkinnsmokin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2007-11-10 20:51:27 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋