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Or do we have to sit through billions of judgements without a break?

2007-11-10 19:13:26 · 13 answers · asked by Beavis Christ AM 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

13 answers

They'll have to. Have you ever tried getting people to an event without offering food?

2007-11-10 19:17:19 · answer #1 · answered by chris m 5 · 1 0

Surely we will be allowed to have a break, I imagine it will be pretty boring.

"Mr Smith, You coveted your neighbours wife on 23421 occassions. I shall now list them......"

And what about smoking? Will we be allowed to smoke while waiting or will we have to go outside.

I also hope there are enough parking spots, I'm not car-pooling or taking public transport. I want the convinience of my own car in the afterlife.

2007-11-10 19:18:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It's real boring, I've been once already.
And there's a long, I mean a long line for the cafeteria, and the worst is that the elevators don't work most of the time...

2007-11-10 19:21:20 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Spock 4 · 0 0

God's gonna line us up from those with the fewest sin to those with the most. Part of the punishment for our sin is those with the most sin have to wait the longest before hitting the buffet.

2007-11-10 19:17:29 · answer #4 · answered by SDW 6 · 1 0

I think lunch will be the least of your problems on judgement day!

2007-11-10 19:16:31 · answer #5 · answered by jeffd_57 6 · 1 1

Good question, the Christians will probably get lunch breaks, at least that's what they would say.

2007-11-10 19:26:24 · answer #6 · answered by wxyz 4 · 1 1

Of course.

Different time intervals around the globe but the event will be catered.

Jonnie

2007-11-10 19:20:51 · answer #7 · answered by Jonnie 4 · 0 1

Those who are accepted won't get hungry because they are in a perfect state, Those who have rejected God won't get hungry because of the fear of punishment. No lunch breaks. Sorry.

2007-11-10 19:16:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

No lunch break we will be past eating.

2007-11-10 19:15:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

yeah, theres mcdonalds and pizza hutt over there, and it s served real hot

2007-11-10 19:16:46 · answer #10 · answered by zakk 3 · 1 0

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