10 points to the best escape plan
2007-11-10 18:30:07 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Why would I want to escape ... think of the alternative ... boring old clinical heaven. ... nope, I'll stick with something a little more interesting
2007-11-10 18:34:09 · answer #1 · answered by deadkelly_1 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First, the idea is to actually "plan" on going to hell.. we are all considered sinners sooooo.. helll isn't out of the question for any of us.. my escape plan is to sneak into hell.. incognito.. mingle around for a bit.. look for the perfect avenger.. someone who I think has enough hate in his eyes to actually return like through a Ouija board sitting.. I'm going to just pretend... to be him.. come back through the ouija board... scare the hell out of every one sitting there.. then just kind of wonder off.. lurking in the shadows..only half here.. help the people I want to help and then screw with all the ones I need to get back.. no more taxes.. no more paying bills... I'll love it..lol
2007-11-11 02:40:02 · answer #2 · answered by oneevildreamer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Escape? Why would I want to escape? All the interesting people get sent to hell.
2007-11-11 02:34:56 · answer #3 · answered by Paul B 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The problem is that there's nowhere to escape to. The best strategy for dealing with the eternal Hell is to cooperate with their evil plans and befriend one of the demons. Then you work your way up the chain of Hell's hierachy until you are a drinking buddy with Satan himself. Once he has made you his personal bi/tch, no other demon will dare to touch you.
2007-11-11 02:39:36 · answer #4 · answered by Belzetot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Upon my arrival, I'll apply for middle management in the eternal punishments office - as a blasphemer and atheist I should have zero trouble getting a spot. After the first few thousand years, I'll qualify for paid vacation and I'll head up to Earth for it. I simply won't go back to Hell at the end of my vacation.
2007-11-11 02:55:33 · answer #5 · answered by nobody important 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Hell exists -- I'd rather go there than live with the deity evil enough to create such a place.
I'd not try to escape. My morals would be intact.
2007-11-11 02:37:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
i think they would not let me in in the first place, i am grey through and through, but escaping would be simple, because, as that book clearly states, even thought it has been bastardised for 2000 years, that god will forgive everybody, so how can anybody really go to hell.
unless this place we call reality is actually hell??it may be, human beings disgust me
2007-11-11 02:41:00 · answer #7 · answered by Todd M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not worry. Since there is no Hell, you do not need to escape from a place that doesn't exist.
2007-11-11 02:39:30 · answer #8 · answered by sadhanusar 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why escape? All the sinning going on in hell it has gota rock
2007-11-11 02:37:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hot Air Balloon!
2007-11-11 02:43:10 · answer #10 · answered by Paul S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋