I never eat the last bite of my Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, or the last bite of my second Gordito, or even the last bite of my Triple Whopper. I always wrap it up in the paper it came in, neatly folding the edges like a little junk food origami coffin, and place it respectfully in the receptical. You know why? It is my MacSacrifice. I figure, since there are children in Africa who are starving, that if God wants to send them food, he can mail my MacSacrifice directly to them. I don't know if I should put a postage stamp on it , or not. What do you think?
2007-11-10 16:48:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
My wife does the same thing. A small bite and small sip of everything she eats/drinks. Although she has no idea why she does it. You people are crazy.
2007-11-10 16:59:58 · answer #1 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
I think we have taught ourselves that it is rude to eat the last bite. It is probably the same reason there are always a couple appetizers left on a plate or nobody wants to eat that last bite when sharing with someone. We make ourselves feel a little better by not finishing the whole thing, of something we probably shouldnt be eating, and we dont want to seem like the pig who ate every last bite.
2007-11-11 00:52:52 · answer #2 · answered by cadisneygirl 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Spouse says he leaves the last bite and a half, wraps it up and sets it out on the back porch as macsacrifice to the fairies.
It's always gone in the morning... did I mention bobcats have been sighted around here? But I'm sure they don't disturb the fairies or their meal.
God doesn't need stamps- he has spiritual teleportation.
2007-11-11 13:14:55 · answer #3 · answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I once melted down a Ronald MacDonald statue and offered it up to the goddess Aradia. Does that count?
2007-11-11 01:04:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
good grief, don't third world countries have enough problems without giving them junk food too?
and what in the sam hill can you be thinking about putting that junk into your one and only body, my dear friend????? all the salt and fat and sugar rolled up into on unhealthy artery clogging piece of poison.
Where are your salads, brown rice, tofu, and raw fish, young man?
:(
I tremble in fear at what your cholesterol is
2007-11-11 01:48:21 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I'm a vegetarian, but I follow the same ritual, and always offer a bit of tofu to the gods.
Funny thing is, they always send it back...
2007-11-11 01:35:57 · answer #6 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Wasting food is a big MacStake.
2007-11-11 00:54:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Don't throw food away, it's a MacSin.
2007-11-11 00:53:07 · answer #8 · answered by Beavis Christ AM 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
can you really do it? I don't mean the sacrifice, I mean mailing your sacrifice to African children.
2007-11-11 15:38:31 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I do the very same thing. I think it's insanity,personally. ;)
2007-11-11 15:43:59 · answer #10 · answered by mrs O 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋