You know, a turkey, son of the turkey god that died for the sins of all other turkeys that will allow all of our (U.S.) Thanksgiving turkeys to enter into the Kingdom of Turkey Heaven?
It'd be kinda sad if there was no Jesus Turkey to offer salvation to all those yummy turkeys about to get eaten.
What if my oven is like a turkey tomb and just when I'm about to serve my turkey, it turns out my turkey is the Jesus Turkey and it resurrects and runs out my front door? Can I get a refund?
2007-11-10 15:50:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
@ funnana: By appending the <><, at least it shows you're not judgmental...oh wait, you were. What did JC say about hypocrites?
2007-11-10 16:00:00 · update #1
Poor Judas Turkey! So sad. So sad. :(
2007-11-10 16:00:57 · update #2
what about the "Judas turkey" that turned his pal in for thirty pieces of grain. and, yes that turkey hung himself.
2007-11-10 15:58:11 · answer #1 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Honey if your turkey runs out the door are you going to be able to catch it and take it back to the store?
If you catch it I think you should list it on eBay. You know how those people like to bid on that divine food.
2007-11-10 15:57:51 · answer #2 · answered by queen of snarky-yack again 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wrong analogy.
Not Christianity, but Buddhism, is the appropriate scenario. You eat the Turkey, and as it is digested it is reincarnated as.....well, you get the picture....
2007-11-10 16:00:08 · answer #3 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Step away from the turkey and get help now!!! lol
2007-11-10 15:55:40 · answer #4 · answered by Jenny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does it come back up after 3 days?
2007-11-10 15:53:04 · answer #5 · answered by gdc 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Enjoy The Silence
2016-05-29 04:05:29 · answer #6 · answered by diana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet that turkey would be tasty
2007-11-10 15:54:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear, I just feel off my chair from laughter!
2007-11-10 15:57:30 · answer #8 · answered by octopusinagarden 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry honey , we just watched your I-Q hit a new low.<><
2007-11-10 15:54:06 · answer #9 · answered by funnana 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
If that happens, will you please yell out "You better run turkey!"?
2007-11-10 15:52:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋