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would anybody else really want to go there?

I'd rather spend eternity in a lake of fire.

2007-11-10 14:34:26 · 21 answers · asked by Pull My Finger 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

21 answers

I can't remember who said this, but "Go to Heaven for the climate, go to Hell for the company."

But if I believed in Heaven and it was full of Christian fundamentalists....give me a bathing suit, I'm swimming in a lake of fire!

2007-11-10 15:25:35 · answer #1 · answered by ultraviolet1127 4 · 2 0

Living forever surrounded by fundamental Christians would be hell, wouldn't it? They really put the "mental" in and take the "fun" out of fundamental. They managed to hang onto the "fund" part though.

By the way, since it takes so long to keep writing "fundamentalist Christians," can't we just call them
Fuchs for short?

2007-11-11 10:19:07 · answer #2 · answered by J Maime 4 · 1 0

Now that would be hell spending an eternity with those types, and yep i would rather go to the flaming hell, which would be like heaven because all the cool people would be there.

Of course it"s all make belief anyway and we"re all going nowhere except oblivion for eternity.

2007-11-10 22:40:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

I am surrounded by fundamentalist chrispies everyday and if by some wayward chance that heaven turned out to be like they want it, I don't want any part of it!

2007-11-10 23:09:02 · answer #4 · answered by hillbillie 2 · 1 0

Spending eternity with a population of Christian fundies is the lack of fire.

2007-11-10 22:39:41 · answer #5 · answered by Future 5 · 2 3

No, I wouldn't want to mingle with the likes of Phyllis Schlafly for eternity. That's my definition of hell.

2007-11-10 22:45:32 · answer #6 · answered by CELTS! 5 · 2 1

Considering I do not believe in an afterlife, I think I will be fine being wormfood.

2007-11-10 23:30:16 · answer #7 · answered by the Vampire Claudia 2 · 1 0

Yeah... I'll pack my nomex board shorts and take the elevator down, thank you very much...

2007-11-10 23:52:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

If it really is my choice, I'd choose neither.

2007-11-10 22:47:35 · answer #9 · answered by punch 7 · 1 0

You will surely get your wish if you do not repent. Your hate just drips off of you like sweat . My love for you in telling you the truth is evident by my taking the time to answer your question. Come to Christ

2007-11-10 22:44:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 5

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