The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk business."
2007-11-10 14:20:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry about the bad joke.
2007-11-10 14:42:59 · update #1
FEED, what's your problem? get a grip. this is jokes and riddles.
2007-11-10 15:01:38 · update #2
NOW THATS BETTER,GET A NAP DID WE?
2007-11-11 02:57:56 · answer #1 · answered by THE"IS" 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok joke.. but here's mine for you
What did the fish say when it swam into a walll?
DAM!
Ba rum bump (cymbal crash)
Thank you, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your servers!
Good Night!
2007-11-10 22:32:38 · answer #2 · answered by Titzen_Ash_23 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This definitely rates a BELLY LAUGH! Just a short one - but a belly laugh nonetheless!
2007-11-10 22:23:52 · answer #3 · answered by CJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2007-11-10 22:36:03 · answer #4 · answered by B-Man 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay, this one's slightly funnier. But still, hun, that is no question.
Perhaps add 'is this funny' at the end of it...
Btw, please:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlNDuhHIje3a7cAWfwUPFM_sy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071110183049AALG9cw
2007-11-10 22:22:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
ummm lol kinda
2007-11-10 22:31:00 · answer #6 · answered by momma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-11-10 22:23:23 · answer #7 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ugh......lame.....it's a shame.....nobody to blame......it's just a game.
2007-11-10 22:42:16 · answer #8 · answered by dalton_2745 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah, that one kinda sinks... seriously tho, not funny.
2007-11-10 22:23:05 · answer #9 · answered by Kat 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow, that was... pretty lame.
2007-11-10 22:24:21 · answer #10 · answered by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋