A nice, calm, respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I will lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband at a fancy restaurant, having dinner with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that’s different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
2007-11-10 12:36:11 · 13 answers · asked by wowser 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now THAT is funny - - - thank for the Belly Laugh! I needed that today! Thanks again CJ
2007-11-10 13:46:55 · answer #1 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao this is jack up I'll go kill myself if this happen. the moral of this story is dont' buy condom in the city you live in, go to the one that is at least 1 hour worth of driving lol
2016-04-03 06:28:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
yea i heard it a couple of weeks ago...but its still pretty funny :)
2007-11-10 12:55:58 · answer #3 · answered by ღIsrael's Mommyღ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes! I've heard this, but I had forgotten it... thank you for reminding me, it's still funny
2007-11-10 12:53:53 · answer #4 · answered by Chrisssy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahaha that was is soo funny!
kinda messed up though!
2007-11-10 13:10:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.
No I had never heard that one before.
It's really good.
xoxo
2007-11-10 12:39:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great it made my whole family laugh
2007-11-10 13:44:20 · answer #7 · answered by mitchell j 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!! Funny
2007-11-10 13:07:43 · answer #8 · answered by PATRIOTSFAN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've never heard that before, but its very good.
2007-11-10 12:39:18 · answer #9 · answered by Frizz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2007-11-10 13:33:23 · answer #10 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋