As an ultimate test of his will power, a man decided to give up sex for Lent.
Although not thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to support him in this effort. The first few weeks weren't too difficult.
Things got tougher during the next couple of weeks, so the wife wore her dowdiest night clothes and chewed on garlic before going to bed.
The last couple of weeks were extremely tough on the husband, so the wife took to locking the bedroom door and forcing the husband to sleep on the couch.
Easter morning finally came. A knock came on the wife's bedroom door. "KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!"
husband: "Guess who?"
wife: "I know who it is!"
husband:"Guess what I want?"
wife: "I know what you want!"
husband: "Guess what I'm knockin' with?"
2007-11-10 12:10:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha!!!! HA!!!!! Ha!!!! I haven't heard this one! *star* for you!
2007-11-10 13:45:42 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow whover says that was funny just wants extra points.
It sucked.
2007-11-10 12:15:39 · answer #2 · answered by trakstar64 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OMG that is so funny, thank you for the laugh, I needed it.
2016-05-29 03:25:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG LOL. That's R18 where I come from, ha ha ha.
2007-11-10 13:09:39 · answer #4 · answered by Pippa McClellan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i never heard that joke b4
2007-11-10 12:16:26 · answer #5 · answered by Roxanne H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm probably his hand.
jk thats pretty good.
2007-11-10 12:30:21 · answer #6 · answered by Frizz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny i guess
2007-11-10 12:22:05 · answer #7 · answered by pssssh please 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL ok kinda dirty but we all loved it!!! :)
2007-11-10 12:58:41 · answer #8 · answered by Flair 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
predictacble and un-funny
2007-11-10 12:18:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-11-10 23:23:58 · answer #10 · answered by Trish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋