A good Joke for a friend?

Question

My best friend,
He has downsyndrom (if thats how you spell it) and he loves the theater and he stealles the show everytime we have a school production,
Well for auditions to the play he needs to tell a joke on stage, Ofcourse he will get into the play no matter, the audition isnt really needed for him, but he so wants to audition with all the other kids.
He has the mind of , maybe a 5-7 year old, and when he speaks he slurs and distorts the word, For example, "are we working on the play today" would read like "pway ...uh stag hehehe shool taday" Hes getting better,, so im telling you this so that maybe you can think of something simple.

My friend is an amazing person who just warms your heart everytime you see him. His eagerness in life and his love twords all other living creatures. Hes amazing he can memorize anything, but i think a good knock knock joke would be best.. I dont want to let him down

(leans back in chair) ok, done, all ideas appreciated ^_^

~Crow

Answer 1

While I was watching football this weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills. During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV, and dumped out my beer.

or...

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"

He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired: "An ID ten T error? What's that ... in case I need to fix it again?"

The computer guy grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No," I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." So I wrote out ....... I D 1 0 T

Answer 2

A knock knock joke? Okay I'll wing it, but might I suggest just renting him a funny movie like "I now prononce you Chuck and Larey" lolz Okay here you go
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Knock Knock
Whos there?
Cow say
Cow say who?
No silly Cows say moo
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Knock Knock
Whos there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don't cry it's just a joke
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Knock Knock
Whos there?
The police
The police who?
Alright don't play any games with me now hands up aginst the wall!(no offence I have all do respect for officers)
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Knock Knock
Whos there?
The End
The end who?
The end of the Knock Knock jokes havent I told enough already?
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Lolz just plain and simple srry there not very good *^

Answer 3

A couple go to a Chinese restaurant and order a meal that comes in a covered pot.

Just as they are ready to eat, the lid of the pot rises slightly and they see two beady little eyes looking out.

They call the the waiter over and ask him what is happening.

The waiter said , "What did you order?"

They said, "Chicken Surprise."

The waiter said "Oh. I brought you Peeking Duck"

Answer 4

Try this one, it easy and my sister who had Downs Syndrome loved it.

What did the man say when he walked into the bar?
Ouch!

Answer 5

Knock knock
Who's there?
Doorbell repairman.

Answer 6

-Knock, knock

-Who's there?

-Boo

-Boo who?

-Why are you crying it's just a joke?

-(everyone laughs)

Answer 7

-_-''......