Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards"said one doctor. "Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours.
He nearly died on us!" The second doctor said,
"That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!"
Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall. "Oh my God!" said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"
Pls star if you thought it was funny.......
2007-11-10 10:08:50 · 13 answers · asked by Hope 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He,he,he,he, it sort of goes with the boiled nipples in the joke of the other day.
See the effects of these jokes are making a permanent impression on me.I will have to get a sign or a T shirt with:
I AM CERTIFIED AS SANE, THE PERMANENT MAD GIGGLE IS JUST THE RESIDUAL EFFECT OF OF HOPE'S JOKES, written on it as these jokes keep making me laugh in odd situations.
2007-11-10 21:26:03 · answer #1 · answered by sistablu...Maat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
actual it rather is not in all probability humorous. it ought to be risky. utilising something that may not meant for use as a intercourse toy can injury the vagina and the cervix. She ought to even injury her hymen and freak her self out from the bleeding. you should tell her mom what she instructed you and get her to talk including your cousin very thoroughly on the subject of the dos and don'ts of intercourse the two with an better half and solo. in case you think of her mom might freak out then get a depended on grownup like an aunt or your self in case you think of you are able to take care of it.
2016-09-28 23:45:27 · answer #2 · answered by swendsen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess they'll screen the help before hiring them....funny joke!
2007-11-10 13:59:29 · answer #3 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
um,m... lol?
well.. i htink it would be funny if u said i t rite....
but it just didnt make me laugh...
idk y
sry... AND THAT WAS AN HONEST CRITIC'S OPINION
SO PLZ GIVE ME BEST ANSWER CUZ
im not just gonne lie and say...
OMG ROFL... LMAO!!! OMG THAT WAS SO0O FUNNY. ROFL!!!
plz n ty
2007-11-10 13:21:23 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Priya! ♥ (xD) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why am I questioning the stars?! aaaaaaaa right ... I meant to star your question! hehehe Ya sha2iya!
2007-11-10 11:05:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I gave you a star
but honestly I don't get it
2007-11-10 14:17:52 · answer #6 · answered by Gamal El Dean 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
heheeh I didnt get it till u explained it to me, but it's still hella funny :))
2007-11-11 01:03:18 · answer #7 · answered by Ruby 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ehhhhhh
2007-11-10 10:23:46 · answer #8 · answered by dwnshfter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny one :)
2007-11-10 14:15:20 · answer #9 · answered by A I ™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehehheehhehehehe
2007-11-10 10:44:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋