In a murder trial...
In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:
Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?
Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.
2007-11-10 07:52:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if anyone tells you that you are not funny, kick them in the nuts. STAR
2007-11-11 04:11:11 · answer #1 · answered by David L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't need to worry, nothing will happen to you. Everyone who will be involved in the trial is not out to get you. Outside of the courtroom, just don't make eye contact with any of them and besides, the jury usually slips out way ahead of the people in the courtroom and you have to be there before court starts.
2016-05-29 02:43:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke!!! Smart man! *star* =^)
2007-11-10 08:17:46 · answer #3 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i get it! cuz he's tryin to say the Attorney has no brain, lol
2007-11-10 07:55:47 · answer #4 · answered by Samzz101 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My stress level has just gone down. Thanks for all three of the jokes.
2007-11-10 23:29:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHS this iz funni
2007-11-10 07:58:41 · answer #6 · answered by nancy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the bottle.lol
2007-11-10 09:13:58 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋