There are 5 men in an Audi Quattro on their way to a meeting in Dublin.
When they are stopped by Customs, the Officer says to the driver: "Excuse me sir, one of you is gonna have to get out of de car".
When the driver asks "why?", the Customs Officer says: "Well yer see now...you are in an Audi Quattro, and in de Italian language quattro means 4, and there are 5 you, so one of yer is gonna have to get out!"
The driver says: "But thats ridiculous! There are 5 seats in this car".
The Officer reply's: I don't care, quattro means 4 so one of you must get out!"
The exasperated driver, trying to keep calm says: "OK.........Can I speak to your Supervisor please?"
The Customs officer says: "Of course yer can sir............Just as soon as he's finished wid de 2 fellas in de Fiat Uno"
2007-11-10 07:03:09 · 10 answers · asked by neilgtti 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
three on a trike.lol
2007-11-10 09:25:55 · answer #1 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doh!
Should have bought a Fiat chinkwechento! he hee
2007-11-10 23:19:11 · answer #2 · answered by Dingo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm glad to see that PC hadn't effected you.
2007-11-10 07:08:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha Very funny
2007-11-10 07:33:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2007-11-10 07:14:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha ha ha haha ha aha ha ahah aha aha ha aha haha ah
not!
2007-11-10 07:09:13 · answer #6 · answered by Ross 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
2007-11-11 00:52:09 · answer #7 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it! *star*
2007-11-10 07:12:41 · answer #8 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-10 07:15:51 · answer #9 · answered by Bess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke thanks
2007-11-10 07:17:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋