A woman's dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman.
He couldn't accommodate her with an evening appointment, and since she had to go to work the next day, she told him: "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the check.
By the way, don't worry about my Rottweiler. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do not under any circumstances talk to my parrot!"
When the repairman arrived at her apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest looking Rottweiler he had ever seen.
But, just like she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business.
However, the whole time he was there, the parrot drove him nuts with his incessant squawking and talking. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled: "Shut up, you stupid bird!"
To which the parrot replied: "Get him, Brutus!"
2007-11-10 06:40:20 · 12 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg that is really funny lol
2007-11-10 07:45:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-11 01:18:03 · answer #2 · answered by fones 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it before but it still makes me laugh!!!!
there is other ones
have you heard the bird rules?
2007-11-10 06:58:23 · answer #3 · answered by soulmate (HERE & FOUND) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny lol
2007-11-10 07:22:11 · answer #4 · answered by Cathleen 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if i had my way you would get twenty stars
2007-11-10 07:10:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is funny.
2007-11-10 07:04:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good star4u
2007-11-10 06:56:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahaha - I have heard it before but it just made me laugh so much on hearing it again - thanks!!!
2007-11-10 07:47:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! ROFLMAO!!! A*star* for you!!!
2007-11-10 07:21:34 · answer #9 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it! ];)
2007-11-10 06:56:32 · answer #10 · answered by mratoza2z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋