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A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say," "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding... He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

2007-11-10 06:34:19 · 19 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

Sparky,your jokes tonight are spot on.keep them coming.

2007-11-10 06:39:24 · answer #1 · answered by Spot 6 · 1 0

Very good

2007-11-10 06:36:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well THAT officer is in some deep doodie, huh? LOL

2007-11-10 07:09:05 · answer #3 · answered by this website is pointless 3 · 0 0

Ahhhhhh! Somebody's gonna get it!! LOL

2007-11-10 07:32:47 · answer #4 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0 0

funny

2007-11-10 06:44:47 · answer #5 · answered by alli.cutie123 3 · 0 0

funny

2007-11-10 06:37:38 · answer #6 · answered by notmuchtimeleft 1 · 0 0

Nice! lol

2007-11-10 07:05:53 · answer #7 · answered by mratoza2z 2 · 0 0

haha funny lol

2007-11-10 07:28:10 · answer #8 · answered by Cathleen 2 · 0 1

oh girl...i like this...

I ******* hate corrupt police anyways.

2007-11-10 06:37:16 · answer #9 · answered by christian dior 3 · 0 0

not very funny

2007-11-10 06:37:04 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

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