One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.
Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and asks, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asks, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."
Satan, perturbed, asks, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."
2007-11-10 06:30:22 · 14 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good !!!
Thanks again !!
Please — have a STAR...
Aaron.
2007-11-10 06:35:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
LMAO! I'm sure that'll get all the women at the beauty parlour.
2007-11-10 14:37:53 · answer #2 · answered by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ahh, im not sure. It was lined up to be a funny one... but at the end.. it dissapointed me.
2007-11-10 14:36:06 · answer #3 · answered by Miss Burlesque 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My friend's married to her twin! lol ]};)
2007-11-10 15:14:19 · answer #4 · answered by mratoza2z 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
heehee
2007-11-10 14:34:05 · answer #5 · answered by Chief High Commander, UAN 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-11-10 15:07:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
excellent! star4u
2007-11-10 14:52:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
HeHe!!!
2007-11-10 16:56:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha funny lol
2007-11-10 15:29:00 · answer #9 · answered by Cathleen 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
HA! HA! HA! HA!
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HA!
You make me laugh!! *star*
2007-11-10 15:36:17 · answer #10 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
confusing but ok...
2007-11-10 14:37:58 · answer #11 · answered by Gier 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋