There's a little fellow named Jimmy who hangs out at the local grocery store.
The manager doesn't know what Jimmy's problem is, but the boys like to tease him.
They say he is two bricks short of a load, or his elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
To prove it, sometimes the boys offer Jimmy his choice between a nickel and a dime.
He always takes the nickel, they say, because it's bigger.
One day after Jimmy grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, "Jimmy, those boys are making fun of you.
They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel.
Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?"
Jimmy said, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd quit doing it!"
2007-11-10 06:09:25 · 17 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahah i love your jokes, star!
2007-11-10 06:56:56 · answer #1 · answered by count olaf 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha very funny and he will amount to more that very smart kid!
2007-11-10 14:17:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Excellent.
2007-11-10 14:13:17 · answer #3 · answered by TheJode29 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very clever lil jimmy
2007-11-10 15:06:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol smart lil jimmy xD
2007-11-10 14:15:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol makes me laugh everytime i hear this and wonder if i could pull that off.
2007-11-10 14:19:08 · answer #6 · answered by nonoodles74 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thunbs up good one
2007-11-10 14:16:25 · answer #7 · answered by Bubbly 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very smart kid!
2007-11-10 14:13:41 · answer #8 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
:D Brilliant haha
2007-11-10 14:19:45 · answer #9 · answered by foxylilminxdevil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny lol
2007-11-10 15:27:26 · answer #10 · answered by Cathleen 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋