A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed.
"If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked.
"Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend.
And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes.
Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.
"Go and get help!" he cried.
"But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"
"Take my shoe", he said, "and cover yourself."
Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!"
The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do...he's in too far."
2007-11-10 06:00:51 · 21 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious
2007-11-10 06:51:08 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Loooooool
2007-11-10 06:24:04 · answer #2 · answered by foxylilminxdevil 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
um think of that's in simple terms too far once you insult human beings for their gentle issues, like disabiltiy or that somebody cheated on them. Ya, understand like "low blows" too far while your "hitting under the belt"
2016-12-08 17:46:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fabulous!
2007-11-10 06:09:16 · answer #4 · answered by Precious 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahhaha very good. excellent. deserves a star! ahhahha
2007-11-10 07:05:20 · answer #5 · answered by midnightorange 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is the funniest joke I have seen. Lol
2007-11-10 07:14:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Great !!!
Really gorgeous...
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Do You create these jokes
by Your self !?? Because they are
really good....
Aaron.
2007-11-10 06:24:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thnks for the laugh :D
2007-11-10 06:11:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one ;-)
2007-11-10 06:19:01 · answer #9 · answered by ♥LS♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg what will you think of next lol
2007-11-10 07:34:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋