"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
2007-11-10 05:57:08 · 17 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good joke thanks
2007-11-10 06:49:27 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I was engaged when I was 24 and married when I was 26 Our wedding colors were a pale peach and chocolate brown We each had our brothers as witnesses (2 total), it was a very small wedding (14 people were there including us and our reverend) Our reception was held a month after our wedding, and we did not have assigned seating, most people didn't sit, it was a cocktail party We had a small chocolate cake and then a variety of desserts for people to choose, I think there were 5 different choices We went to Maui for two weeks We got married in Gleneden Beach, OR, a tiny town on the coast, just outside of Lincoln City
2016-04-03 05:55:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's horrible! Funny, but I would be the wife who didn't finish cleaning the house yet.
2007-11-10 06:00:35 · answer #3 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely brilliant,lol,good one,x
2007-11-10 07:19:59 · answer #4 · answered by LYNDA M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha~~ a bad view of marriage but then again...
thanks 4 da laugh!~
xxx
2007-11-10 06:05:46 · answer #5 · answered by *Facepalm* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, best joke all day. Enjoy a star.^^
2007-11-10 06:17:32 · answer #6 · answered by ♫Melinda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
hard on the marriage situation
but funny all the more!!!
=] =] =] =] =]
*giggles*
2007-11-10 06:07:24 · answer #7 · answered by Izsayy. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha have a star
2007-11-10 06:00:45 · answer #8 · answered by Charlene 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny lol
2007-11-10 07:20:28 · answer #9 · answered by Cathleen 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha
2007-11-10 07:16:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol harsh and funny :)
2007-11-10 06:02:58 · answer #11 · answered by nonoodles74 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋