A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a
terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He,
being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was
going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for
his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and
away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,
awakened without pain; and, as it was still early, decided to go to
the party after all. In as much as her husband didn't know what
costume she'd be wearing, she thought she'd have some fun by watching
her husband to see how he acted when she wasn't around.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on
the dance floor, dancing with every chick he could, getting a little
kiss here and a warm squeeze there. His wife went up to him and being
rather seductive herself, he left his current partner high and dry and
devoted his time to this new babe who had just arrived.
She let him do whatever he wished, naturally, since he was her
husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and they did it all!
Zowie! Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went
home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would have for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in. She asked how the evening
had been? He said "Oh, the same old thing. You know, I never have a
good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance
much?"
He replied, "You know, I didn't dance even one dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the
den and played poker all evening.
But I'll tell you...from what I heard, the guy I loaned my costume to,
sure had a real good time!"
2007-11-10 05:30:31 · 11 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh, wow. I will never let my husband lend his costume out. Communication is key in a relationship.
2007-11-10 05:48:15 · answer #1 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bonjour madam
lol, very funny,
heres one for you:
Subject: The Devil.
A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.
When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm the Devil," she responded.
"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister."
enjoy , lol
aurevoir
2007-11-10 06:30:00 · answer #2 · answered by jam 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved it! You get a star.
But it would be funnier if at the end the guy was her brother or something.
2007-11-10 05:41:24 · answer #3 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo she in trouuuuble! Hee that was awesome!
2007-11-10 05:44:13 · answer #4 · answered by Bess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Super good, gonna be hard to top that one! lol.
2007-11-10 10:58:42 · answer #5 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wounded that was real good star4u
2007-11-10 05:48:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very long but good in the end..
Ooops!!
2007-11-10 05:36:38 · answer #7 · answered by cukkoo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,funny,thanx
2007-11-10 05:38:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha~
oooooooooo~~~
she'll be in truble!!
hihihi~
2007-11-10 05:35:42 · answer #9 · answered by *Facepalm* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH MY GOODNESS.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-10 06:41:35 · answer #10 · answered by Purbasha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋